I just realized the title was a pun… Ugh, vore…

Favorite lines from this story:
"It was silly and poorly written."

"Benefits with friends"

"All that thinking in such a short amount of time had fried her brain. The replacement parts had been ordered, but they wouldn't be here until tomorrow morning at the earliest."

"It was long enough to microwave one potato, but not two."

It was nice

You know, this wasn't half-bad. I'd like to see more of this. :)