This is hilarious, thank you. Do continue.

Like the unique take on a child entity.

Please may I have some more.

Adorable. First chapter had the totes adorbs lines where it was like, ("not the Simurgh," the Simurgh said.) Second had the whole, you know, answering like, "Apple!" "Pineapple!" at the same time. That bar preamble, super cute.

I fucking love crack.

Lovely. I laughed so hard reading this.

MM: "At least three years of full-time investigative experience as an employee for a private investigator or a government investigative agency or police agency?"

TT: "I conducted investigations as an employee for a former PRT Director."

I think that above response (worded in the your own language) would be better.

And in the list of things she's claim to have done, perhaps add in she "tested security measures of the PRT".

How do you write crack that makes sense?

I just...cant put this into words man...I feel

Beautiful.

I am so very happy right now, for this fic