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This is a message to all who hate CU.
You need to wake up and harrass them into submission! FU CU is the motto!
Viva La Revolution.
Mary out.

Insignia:X187NMPXWSYSBYXR2B424EXM4JYZVL9ZFMA04KQI
This is a message to all who hate CU.
You need to wake up and harrass them into submission! FU CU is the motto!
Viva La Revolution.
Mary out.

4UT8WI58V73WKTOUM6AO5F00FU CU! DEATH TO CRITICS!

Please ignore my CU underlings. They're sad "men" who can't get their dick's up.

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Best,
Zad
Critics United

If you actually write this and put it up, great. If you haven't written it, then don't abuse the "Publish story" function for a forum post. Take it off here and put it in your profile or forum, where people can actually interact with you and link you their stories instead of burying good fiction, some of which may already fulfill your challenge, under spam. Good luck,