Reviews for The Missing Marauder
Ilamay chapter 7 . 6/10
Poor kids... feeling so alone.
Dr Proctologist chapter 7 . 5/31
"I'm sorry but there is now way a four kilogram baby is going to exit you anus without ripping a huge permanent hole young man!"
"Only so much magic can do to repair such rectal destress - a 14 centimeter tear at least!"
"You should've thought of that before getting involved in a retardedly stupid yaoi story!"
grubbi hardcap chapter 6 . 5/23
Loved Phoenix Songs poem!
Very funny!
blushingpixie chapter 6 . 7/1/2019
I love it and I can't wait to see what you come up with in the next chapter
Love Faith Embers chapter 6 . 7/27/2018
Great story so far! I can't wait to read more... :D
Ilamay chapter 6 . 7/6/2018
OMG! They are going to court...wow. Will Dumbledore try to keep them away from the Malfoy, will he separate Cali and Harry? Thanks for writing it. )
Phoenix Song chapter 1 . 6/29/2018
It's that time of year
Now that reviews are in the air
When that total git with his girly blonde hair
Is in another fic for moronic drarry fans
It nauseate-ate-ates
In a million different ways
From the Slytherin Common Room
To the Prefects Bathroom
No matter where you hide
You just can't escape this crap

Hold a shitty plot in the air
With a romantic bit that no one bloody cares
Get your common sense wiped
And then bury all your scorn
Paint your glasses pink
Then extract your wisdom mate
Post a gushing review
And pretend your name is Snape

May as well skin yourself alive
Learn to speak Parselmouth
Climb inside a paused cell
And behead the fecking writer
Eat a Chocolate Frog
Wear radishes on your ears
Casserole Nev's Grsn
Disembowel yourself with sneers

The Great Hall is vibrating
The story's is gay and grating
Its truly nauseating!
Let's hope it gets deleted
And never see it ever again!

Now you've read it once
Your brain will spring a leak
And though you hate this fic
You'll be quoting it for weeks!
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Savanna chapter 5 . 6/1/2018
Please update soon ,Love it!
Ilamay chapter 5 . 6/1/2018
OMG! No poor kids. Hope more is coming soon. Love it. Thanks for writing it. )
Amber0522 chapter 5 . 5/31/2018
Harry should go in Slytherin! I can't wait to see who Cala's father is!?
Savanna chapter 4 . 5/18/2018
Update soon please, Love it so far!
Ilamay chapter 4 . 5/8/2018
Really interesting, looking forward to more. )
DarkMoon010 chapter 4 . 4/27/2018
How about Ravenclaw or Slytherin for Harry.
ShadowSheki chapter 1 . 3/26/2017
I like this story could you make another chapter?! if you can please do so soon!