...Three years ago.

"Strong stomach and firearms training"...NOT somethign you want to hear on an emergency broadcast.

Great start, thanks your respectful treatment of both settings and for knowing at least vaguely how real hacking works.

Well this was an amusing read. Would love to see it and many of your other stories continue.

It's a damn shame that this story is probably dead (or at least hopefully on Hiatus) because I rather enjoyed it. It felt unique, quirky, was quite funny, and made for a pretty good read. I think this story could've been further improved, though I'm not sure in what way.

All in all, this is a great story and I would recommend it.

I am absolutely in love with this story, i hope you come back to it someday

Hoh boi.

That's a great call to hear involving the med bay...

I need so much more of this

This is definitely one of the best fanfictions I've read so far (which was kind of to be expected, all of your stories are great). I hope you update this soon, it can only get even better.

I was about to say that your use of “What” in humor reminded me of this one ME crackfic whose author sadly never kept the series going, I check your profile, and lo and behold same guy.

First off, congrats on not being dead! Was afraid you kicked the bucket a few years back, since you hadn’t updated in like forever.

Second, humor’s still there, if anything you’ve refined it quite a bit since Shotgun Princess. Good on ya!

But for the love of Jesus /please/ update soon! I’m dying to find out what deviates from canon next!

Really enjoying the story so far. Liked the Babylon 5 references, and the DBZ abridged one too. Tali shouldn't fear Chirples' love, he probably hasn't gotten anything pregnant in a while now.

Wasn't expecting this to be rather humorous but I like it so far
Just a tad concerned about Wrex's portrayal so far and how easy it seems for the heroes thus far
Still, awaiting the next chapter

...are they going to try and bring a Prothean back to life by shoving a metric fuckton of MELD into a collector corpse?

...they are, aren't they?

Oh dear lord...

Really good story though.

Well, in accordance tradition, you have things go hilariously wrong in an awesome fashion. So, how hilariously epic is this going to be?

I guess I will have to read and find out.

Amusing and interesting. I particularly enjoyed Chirples the Adorable and the Adventium.