You want to know what's sad? Even this short conversation about cars was too much for me. I literally know NOTHING about cars. I have zero interest in them. I don't even want to learn to drive, because I'm afraid I'll get in an accident. And I've never had anything happen to me that would warrant a fear for driving. So Kyle seems pretty brave to me in this story, buying a car and what not.

This was a lovely story, and the ending was great! Cartman got what he had coming. Although, I don't think the hospital is the right place for him. There's nothing that can fix him. Just send him to prison. He belongs there.

Seriously? How in the world was Stan able to get a job so easily? I'm one of the top students in my class, I took a bunch of AP classes, I'm in NHS, I have volunteer experience, I have a clean record, I have good attendance, and I'm going to a great university next year. And yet, when I apply for a job, I don't even get an interview. They don't even bother with me. I mean, sure, I've only applied to a few places, so maybe I'm not looking in the right places or need to try harder. But still! Meanwhile, Stan has that embarrassing video of him all over the internet, and he applies to one job. ONE JOB! And he gets hired on the spot! That makes me so mad! I know it's just a story, but seriously? There are people with horrible gpas that get picked over me in real life. It's something that actually happens in real life!

Speaking of his job, he needs to stop beating people up like that right away! He's going to get fired if his boss gets word of this.

Also, what Clyde and his friends did was just stupid. Why would you post a video on the internet of you and your friends picking on one of your classmates like that? Do they want the world to know they're a bunch of assholes?

I knew it was Cartman! But when is it not Cartman?

And I can't believe he thinks he has a chance with Stan! First of all, that sounds like a very, very odd couple. Heck, I'm even more likely to ship Kyman over that. Even though that relationship would obviously be abusive, and I think Kyle can do way better than that, at least Kyman has SOME potential chemistry. It is hinted in the show that Cartman might actually have feelings for Kyle, but since he's obviously far from being a normal human being, he probably feels the need to mask these feelings by being a jerk to him. It just makes for an interesting love-hate relationship, if that is what one feels like reading about. Cartman and Stan have no chemistry to speak of. Not as far as I'm aware.

Secondly, just like Kyle, Stan is way too good for Cartman. And he's taken. Cartman should go find someone more on his level. Or better yet, just forget about the whole dating thing. He'd just abuse whoever he dated.

Ugh, poor Stan! Imagine having your father find a video of you having sex with your friend on a porn site? A PORN site! I would probably die from the embarrassment!

And even though public indecency is illegal, posting videos of minors having sex is FAR worse. I'm glad someone in this story finally pointed that out. I hope whoever posted that video (which I assume was Cartman) goes to prison.

And I hope having that video everywhere on the internet doesn't ruin Kyle and Stan's futures. What if a future employer finds that video? Or the college's that they apply to?

See? That's what happens when you do anything sexual in public. People notice! I realize that this is extremely embarrassing for them, but the fact that they did it in public makes me feel less bad that there ended up being a video on the internet of them doing it. Don't get me wrong. They don't deserve to be humiliated like that, but come on! It's just common sense that you keep that sort of thing private.

That's some nice conflict, having someone write "faggot" on Kyle's locker. This story needed more conflict, in my personal oppinion, so now we have it. Yay!

You know, my locker at school has that same word scratched onto it. Of course, you have to get close to see it. And it wasn't written there because it's my locker. It was there before I even started high school. It makes me wonder. Was it just a joke, or did someone hate the kid who owned that locker before me? And how long has it been there?

And no, the janitors don't take care of graffiti very well. One of the bathroom stalls has class of 2006 written on it. And it's been there since I started, so I believe a senior thirteen years ago actually wrote that. And in freshman year, there was a giant dick spray painted on the building. It was on one of the smaller walls, and you definitely couldn't see it from the parking lot or anything, but it was still there for a whole year.

Correction. No one is funny when they try to be. It has nothing to do with gender.

I can't believe Kyle would be brave enough to give someone a blow job in public. I could never imagine myself doing something like that. And I bet if I was in the theater with them, I would've noticed. At the very least, I would've noticed if I was near them. I don't know, I just feel like it would be easy to tell if they were doing that.

When will Cartman learn when he's not wanted? Oh right, people like him never figure that out.

Also, it's great that Kyle is starting to go to therapy. I mean, I know I've said before that therapy didn't help me, so that's why I find it annoying, but who knows? Maybe it will work for him.

I love how Kyle isn't comfortable with the whole relationship thing at first. I mean, considering the circumstances, it seems in character to me.

Kyle's mom is way too overprotective!

Also, I guess being locked in a mental institution for thirty days is making Stan a little too horny for his own good.

Oh, know! Kyle's parents are restricting his freedom! I hope they don't start doing stuff like look through his phone. Or worse, his note book!

This is great! Stan isn't handling his jealousy well at all, which I personally believe is totally in character for him. And it makes things more interesting!

Of course Kyle has anger issues. I wonder if that becomes a problem later on in the story? That would be interesting!

You know, this reminds me of the few times I tried going to therapy. I hated it so much! It didn't help me at all, it just made me feel more frustrated! That's why I don't bother anymore. So yeah, I have a lot of sympathy for Stan right now.

I love how Kenny enjoys this place more than his own home. At least someone's able to make the best if their situation.

And poor Kyle! I knew that someone was bound to have trauma from the car incident. I mean, they did think their life was in danger. And then they crashed.