Imaginative.

Cute

What a fun idea and story. I loved how Riddle was dealt with when Harry was a baby. I loved the fate of Snape.

The sorting was brilliant. Harry's House would be fun for him as long as he does not anger or upset the ladies then there is no safe place for him.

Hermione is better off in Ravenclaw and away from Harry. Draco in Hufflepuff would be a story in itself. I bet Lucius fainted. Draco would have to behave or feel the wrath of Hufflepuff. I think Neville would be happy in Hufflepuff.

Ron away from Harry is for the greater good and Ron is very hostile to Hermione so could be a danger to woman and someone they just don't want to deal with.

Better wards for the school will make a difference and perhaps the spiders can be dealt with as well. Maybe Ron can be fed to them.

Thanks for posting this.

A nice treat for Halloween. Would like to read more. Even if it's just in this format. But it would be great. If this where written out like a full story.