Hahaha I love Gaara here

Thanks for sharing!

I love it!

I laughed more than I thought I would. Thank you for sharing this with us.

This is amazing. A bit hilarious and off the wall, but absolutely perfect

Build a wall between frost and lightning? DONALD FUCKIN’ TRUMP—

Itachi is as tall as me

Loved this!
:)

"No bartering," the guy at the jewellery stand stated flatly. "Prices are as marked."

Bartering is a system of trade, where you exchange one form of goods for another.

Haggling is the act of attempting to drive the price for goods down when buying them.

Love this! Is going to be one shot sequel or something?

This was delightful! Your tone was so consistent throughout, which I think really drove the humor home when they were having their non-sequitur black magic misadventures and especially at the end when the reader's expectation is for them to have a big romantic celebration but of course they can't because they have to get rid of the body!

I'm also really impressed at how economical your chapter lengths were- a little bit more meat than a 100-word drabble but still not quite enough and left me frantically clicking the next button. Yet despite the short length you really did wrap everything up so well. I think four chapters to get rid of Orochimaru is probably the quickest I've ever seen in fanfiction (and probably would have improved canon immensely).

Overall this was a fun, really satisfying read. Thanks for writing!

Haha this was great fun to read! x

dead. dictator. dust. HAHAH! OMG ROTFLMAO...HEH, YOU'RE FUNNY...

I can see the characters without the names. That guy is Kakashi for sure...or some regular perv like Genma or something

The seller is Shikamaru isn't it

omg loved it, I literary finished it In 30 mins lol, please make a sequel.