Yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes I love overprotective grunkles, especially when it comes to grunkle ford. Stan is very loud and aggressive about protecting the twins, but Ford's is a lot more subtle, which makes it nearly twice as threatening and I just *squee*

LOL, this was SO awesome! I love the fluffy moment between Ford and Mabel, and HECK, that ending was fantastic! I love how Ford threatens the boys. "If you ever think about being less than a perfect gentleman to Mabel, remember that I've been an interdimensional fugitive for the past thirty years. I know how to cover my tracks." AWESOME! Ford rules! This story was terrific! Perfect family fluff, and even more perfect ending!

That ending was literally the best thing ever. I started laughing so hard (in a good way) when all the boys raised their hands XD

*gasps in horror* NO-ONE makes fun of mabel! they'll have to get through teenage female not-at-all-stanish Miss Mystery first! i want a MP original

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWW
I typed in "Ford sweaters" And this is what I got, no regrets this was freakin' amazing! SO FLUFFY!
I love the way he held probably thirteen/ fourteen-year-old boys at gunpoint for hurting Mabel, let's just appreciate that for a moment.

OHHH YEAH GO FORD BEST GRUNCKLE EVER!

AW SWEET

So sweet! I liked the ending.

3...2...1...
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!
Everything about this is sweet. From the story, to the fluff. Heck, even the cover photo is adorable. This definitely deserves so much more attention. You must be amazing, being able to write something like this.
Your friendly neighborhood,
Spider-Pig

Regular gold or metallic gold?

He's a Great Uncle in more than age.

Hi-:O! Stan Pines here, the former Mister Mystery, writing from...uh, I dunno, some kinda...foggy, cold ocean? Anyway, I can safely say that I would have asked Ford to help him out with getting back at those punks. Matter of fact, we did that for Mabel last summer!
She came home cryin' and stuff, so me and Poindexter asked what was wrong. Apparently, some boy she tried to ask out multiple times finally turned right around and told her to bug off, and came and gave her a pretty nasty insult. Apparently, about her looks, like her braces looked hideous, her sweater was an eyesore, her hair was incredibly full of glitter, her craziness should have gotten her committed to the loony bin, and her face looked like it had a giant zit on it. She was a blubbering mess. And then the guy laughs as she cries! So, it all worked out. Ford and I got some help from Gideon. He sent a couple of his prison buddies with us to punch this guy. Heh. The kid was so surprised! He's okay now...probably. Ford helped Mabel feel better, and it all worked out!

ALL RIGHT, POINDEXTER! I'M COMING! Gotta go. Sixer just found a new creature. OKAY! GEEZ, DON'T GET YOUR PANTIES IN A WAD!

Bye!

Huh. Ford probably got the idea for his revenge from Stan.

I absolutely love this. Sweater twins fluff titled Sweaters. I literally can't love this more, especially since you did an amazing job of writing both Ford and Mabel in character!

I freakin love this one-shot. Mabel should've realized that Ford can be very protective like Dipper and Stan.