That was so cute! Amon and Kaneki's dialogue once they were caught sounded like some not-ever-rehearsed lovely half-baked excuse. I loved the unagnsty appearance of Hide at the end(it's rare that he's included in a fic without it being agnsty) Anyway, that was funny and fluffy and I really enjoyed it. I know this is probably a one shot but it would be awesome if you continued this or wrote more stuff like it.

HAHAHA! Oh my God! They are such horrible actors! It was so melodramatic! They were lucky it was only Hide because he already knows! But Amon should take care not to break Kaneki's heart or Hide is going to break him, I think! ;) Kaneki is so cute! He tries so hard to protect his dove and is sad when was injured~
Thanks for publishing!