This story killed me and brought me back to life. My gods.

Perfect!

The sock antics, especially at the beginning, were hilarious. The first sentence was a great hook.

I was really confused by the parts with Blackstar Patty and Kilik. I'm not sure what they're doing; having a threesome? I think this may have detracted somewhat from the main story of the socks. Regardless, incidentally, rating the story as "T" for Teen is probably more appropriate.

Then again, I found some of the slang that was slung around pretty funny. "Sup, bae." I could see Patty saying that.

It was a fun read.