Okay, I give up. I read it 3 times through but I can't figure it out. Please explain it.

Hmmm. Interesting.

Whoa... mind completely blown...

very interesting. Very very interesting. Hah. I almost feel like i have to explain myself. This brings up some of my own issues with people making the Dursley's dreadfully vile. Not that they weren't. They were abusers plain and simple, my only real problem with them is how that gets glossed over so easily. :/ But this was well done, and it left me vaguely unsettled. Glad i got around to reading it. Mostly.

I honestly don't get this story...and I understand satire.

Yup It's confusing. Maybe you better post an AN explaining?