Oh gosh, I thought about this fic while I was reading an entirely other FF7 fic. The names escaped me, but I checked my email for the first time in forever and there it was! And my goodness, it's just as humorous as I remember, yes also genuinely intriguing in where the plot might go. I love this thing to bits! I know it's a long shot since it's been a while since the last update, but I adore this and would love to see more!

This is stupid and funny in equal measure. The Book will forever be a level of creative mayhem to aspire to.

This fic never fails to bring a smile to my face, especially in these hard times. So I have to thank my sister for recommending this fic to me, and to the wonderful author for writing this amazing fic in the first place. I look forward to the next update!

Yeah, nah I decided this isn’t really my cup of tea. That said I wish you well in all your endeavours. Take care.

What about plans N and O? Also Q is an odd letter to stop at, most people go for the full alphabet when making A -Z plans. Love the cherub idea. It probably wouldn’t work very well in the room with the coffins though... the lighting there would be crap. And you need a good backlight to pull off being an angel.
A particularly strong backlight is needed if you want to create the pure white angelic robes effect. And to be honest, the Biblical account of their face being as lightning is probably still completely beyond us mortals even with CGI.
But as long as I suspend my disbelief it still seems like a relatively entertaining story.
Thanks for sharing.

I was gonna put off reading this till I finished an essay, but I couldn't resist the temptation! This story is comedy gold! Great job!

I can't stop reading, this is hilarious ;)

Reread this and must say it's a lot of fun. Though the story is quite simple and obviously down the CRACK road it makes me feel lighthearted when I read it!

Oh dear, rather than listening to his Mother(Jenova) Sephiroth is going to become the Father...FOR THE CHILDREN!

HOlY COW. THIS IS AMAZING. THIS IS SPECTACULAR. ABSOLUTELY HILARIOUS I LOVE THIS TO BITS! YOU’RE DOING A GREAT JOB WRITING THIS! KEEP UP THE GREAT WORK!
Also 7 year old Cloud is such a cutie

lol

This is SO FUCKING GOOD! Sephiroth caring for the children? Gold.

I hope you would continue writing similar stories like this if you are able to.

bahaha that last bit about the Turks, love it!

HEY! Thank you for continuing this story! I love how fun it is. I hope you are feeling better; depression is not something you wish on your worse enemy.