Reviews for Velociraptors: A RWBY crack-fiction
WarWithoutEnd chapter 1 . 3/21
Pretty sure I've channeled my inner Joker laughing my ass off to this, I remember reading this years ago.
UnknownGIND chapter 1 . 3/6
The f*ck is this shit?
didcoolcatsavethekidsor911 chapter 1 . 9/30/2017
This is the worst thing in the history of my life. Feel bad you insane child who most likely will shoot up a school while drinking fruit and attempting to screech like a pterodactyl. God damn billy you dun fucked up.
HBEggs chapter 1 . 8/5/2017
That was bad and you should feel bad
Funkyshnelpu jr chapter 1 . 1/8/2017
How do you not hate yourself for writing such filth? My god. I would have surrendered to the endless sleep halfway through the first chapter if could.

In all seriousness though, despite being , I assume, intentionally written with immense levels of stupidity it's a rather well written story chapter.

Against my better judgement I think I'm going to keep reading.
ashnoggin101 chapter 14 . 12/20/2016
Wtf wrong with djyu wnfj to k?
XanAuthorOfTheNightmare chapter 11 . 3/18/2016
That title, oh god, yes! Also, I shudder to think of what Lelouch and Light could do together. Finally, I have a very bad feeling about the ending of this chapter. Somehow, whatever this Berri does will destroy the real world, I just know it.

-Xanothos, Magic of the Bellabooty
XanAuthorOfTheNightmare chapter 10 . 3/18/2016
This sounds about right, honestly. I could totally picture this being a legitimate part of RWBY. Now excuse me, while I go flog myself for not being the one to think of this.

-Xanothos, Flogger of the Bellabooty
XanAuthorOfTheNightmare chapter 9 . 3/18/2016
Garfield OP, Please Nerf? On second thought, someone needs to make this a real thing. Garfield, the Lasagna Huntsman...
Welp, I know what my first Crack-fic is gonna be!

Xanothos, Lasagna of the Bellabooty
XanAuthorOfTheNightmare chapter 6 . 3/18/2016
Seriously. What manner of drugs are you on?! Send me some, please.

-Xanothos, Spanker of the Bellabooty
XanAuthorOfTheNightmare chapter 1 . 3/18/2016
I am honestly incapable of determining whether this story is brilliantly mad or madly brilliant. In any case, reading it gave my imagination cancer. Thankfully, it also gave my imagination cancer AIDS, so I remain unscathed (mostly).
Bravo.
-Xanothos, Herald of the Bellabooty
Guest chapter 1 . 3/3/2016
This is one of the most random things I have ever read, keep up the good work.
Loodlelood chapter 1 . 3/2/2016
I actually have multiple chapters finished already. I am simply posting day at a time before taking a break to write more. I am sorry for what I have created.
Guest chapter 4 . 3/2/2016
Wow. Three chapters in a few days. Someone is really devoted to this. Good for them, I guess?
Guest chapter 3 . 3/1/2016
What the fuck inclines someone to write this
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