I absolutely loved this fanfiction!

Hey, fan fiction. This is Dipper. I am just writing to say that I am not gay or bisexual! I'm not transgender either! (Stan found that fan fiction before I did. He will never let me live it down. He said that me being on trans hormones would "explain my girly, high-pitched scream.")
So, can you people please stop? It really kinda hurts. If you don't, well, at least it wasn't " Dipper goes to taco bell." I needed so much therapy after that.

I actually have a best friend named Anthony. Neither he, nor I, is gay. I also did not try to electrocute him with taser gloves, despite the fact that I built a pair.

Never hit favorite so fast. EXCELLENT job on capturing the family dynamics, humor, and characters. I felt like I was watching the show again!

That was adorable! Fluffy and Protective Pines and friends are the best. :3

Oh my God, YES! This is AMAZING! XD

This is sorely underappreciated and I loved every minute of it. From awkward Dipper seeking out Stan's advice to Stan utterly ready to throw down a teen into the dumpster, Ford not helping in the least bit (well he actually does but that's beside the point) and Mabel actually doing it for them with Grenda, Candy, and Pacifica. It's nice to see Pacifica included in on this as well.

Excellent job!

10000000/10

this needs more reviews and its a really good one shot! but there was a few mistakes in the story which was only some words weren't spaced. Other than that, it was a good fanfic _

Oh my gosh this story is absolutely hilarious and I love it. Well done!

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