The Skywalkers are the greatest challenge Palpatine has ever faced. Playing both sides of the Clone Wars was nothing compared to the Skywalker toddlers.

The reporter was perfect. Like a starving lioness stalking her prey As was Palpatine turning her onto Obi-Wan. That was low, even by Sith Standards.

I'm actually a bit concerned that Palpatine's seeing promising signs in Leia. I always did think she'd have a harder time than Luke dealing with the dark side.

Thanks for writing. Nothing less than terrific.

This was amazing, I absolutely loved Palpatine in this, it was so much fun seeing him aggravated and caught in this situation he couldn't really get out of if he was to keep his cover, but also the way the twins actually did seem to worm their way into his heart even if he wouldn't admit it in a thousand years, perfect XD

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Wonderful story, the best babysitting one I've read!

Omg so cute! I loved this so much! Poor Palpy

Really amusing and funny! All that dark "sith-ness" confronted with hyperactive three-years-old kids... Great!

i really enjoyed it!

I love this AU, it's so hilarious. I hope you write more for it.

This story was absolutely hilarious.

Such a cute story! They ABSOLUTELY need to take a picture XD

Pure awesomeness! :D

I did enjoy this a great deal. Thanks!

I really want to see their teen years in this universe

With this speed of corruping the innocent minds, Palps is gonna ever turn the two into the Dark Side. At least not Luke, and not Leia completely. I imagine Anakin has tricked his old master and apprentice several times into babysitting his two troublemakers and they certainly get that children, expecially Force-sensitive Skywalkers are nothing to be taken lightly. Guess in the previous times when our dear Sith Lord did the babysitting, he just tossed them to his guards and droids and only for several hours so this time it's his first time facing the full blown of the tiny Skywalkers.

It's so hilarious that a Jedi Master and the most cunning Sith Lord watch TV and humor the children.

Obi is definitely under the kitchen table. He is gonna get really embarrassed explaining why he's there and what happened to the expensive(no doubt) wines' disappearance. Maybe Palpy is gonna make him pay in a more embarrassing way.

Really hope you write more humor pieces. It's just FUN.