You know...I expected the middle ones name to be Hiruzen Obito...so I guess I was partially right...this fic was surprisingly not as much of a crack fic as I expected...it's pretty well written and the fusion is excellent...

I'm just glad that Boruto isn't turning out like C***** C****.

Good story lol.

Do Naruto and the Cursed Child next. I don’t know how it would work, but it seems cool. I don’t know who would be Voldemort or Delphi here- or how the time fuckery would work, but if anyone can make it work, you can.

I saw that "Branches" reference in there. I saw that. (Sakuranzo)
Nice work! Had me grinning throughout the entire thing.

this is a work of art. i was extremely amused when they said boruto's name. hahaha.

My heart...

All was well... Until Boruto accidentally travelled to this world by accident and punch Naruto for naming his counterpart that XD

Actually, now that I think on it...Both Harry Potter and Naruto have an oddly high amount of parallels to them. The epilogue only really cements this fact, doesn't it?

I've just gotten out my Deathly Hallows book to follow along. You're following the content, but adding your own flair to things. So, I suppose this isn't really copying, and you're not infringing on anything. It also makes things all the more hilarious, while reading.

"everyone and their ninja grandma knew that Naruto was going to be Hokage soon" is a great line. It may be because I've used something similar when we talk, but it's still funny. Yes, yes, I like to toot my own horn.
I'm sure that being a famous, near celebrity family, that walking the streets of Konoha would definitely build character. Hinata was the Hyuuga heiress, and Naruto saved the world thrice over. It'd be a shame if everyone didn't know them
You've named Himawari 'Kushina Tsunade'. Oh my lord. And they suddenly have an eldest son named 'Minato Jiraiya'. This could have literally happened, if Kishimoto went down that path. It's horrifying, and very, very amusing
So, Minato didn't get the whiskers and ahoge of his siblings. I suppose he's the magical older sibling, and Nihon-Zaiho is Bolt. I like how you're poking fun at the genetics of their children/their character designs. I'm sure many felt equal displeasure.

Ah, we get to see the other Konoha 9...12...11? with their children. Their canon children, with their canon pairings.
Shikamaru being overworked makes sense, and it adds comedy. Two for one. Success.
Rock Lee takes the part of Percy, that Naruto avoids. Oh, Lee. Never change.
I personally can't believe that Lee literally had a son in the epilogue. The legacy of YOUTH will still live on in Konoha. And the green spandex.
The introduction of the Uchihas was nicely done, as well. Loving the sarcasm and satire dripping from recounting the events on how they saved the world, the string of odd events in Deathly Hallows, how the tale seemed to be made by one man for a 700 chapter manga, and how NO ONE could come up with a cohesive timeline for the history of the series.
Even now, I'm sure Kishimoto doesn't have one. Fans have tried. No one can make The Ultimate Timeline That's Cohesive And Makes Sense because Kishimoto cannot math. Or plot. Or timeline.
And, yes. I'm sure Naruto could convince everyone that his word is truth, through the power of friendship. He's done it before. No one can fight it.

Apparently, along with laptops, CARS are now a commodity in Naruto Gaiden. And it would fit.
Sasuke using the Sharingan to genjutsu the person overseeing his driving test is...Something I can definitely see him doing, and matches perfectly with Ron's lines.
Ah, the introduction of Orochimaru and his spawn. Good on you for having Suigetsu, Juugo, and Karin with him. They stuck with the man in Gaiden, I can see them being surrogate uncles/aunt for Mitsuki.
Yes, Sasuke has never truly stopped being a 'vindictive little shit'.
Konohamaru and Hanabi? Ah, one of the popular fan-preferred pairings for the two characters. It still hasn't stopped catching fire, either.
Good Lord, all these characters are fitting the roles of the Harry Potter epilogue really well, so far.

Giving Shino love...Pfff. It's true, that he's the only one of his peers not seemingly hetero-married with children. Just to be shunted off as the next generation's teacher...Then agian, you already have a fanfic written about that.
The talk over fangirls being a plague, and the horror the boys show...Considering Sasuke's own fanclub at the Academy, and the surge of fangirls Naruto gets in The Last, it makes sense.
I'm sure it's true that Sakura wants to erase her younger days from everyone's minds, including her own. That was honestly not the pinnacle of her life.

The 'talk without words through their eyes' that Naruto and Sasuke had was humorous, and the first large piece of original content you have in this. Who knew that eyes could be so expressive? Metaphorically.
In the Kakashi-centric fanfic Branches, isn't Sakura a relative of Danzo? She's known as Sakuranzo. I see what you did there.
Also, I'm sure training with either Jiraiya or Orochimaru is bad for the health of a teenager going through puberty. We don't really see their misadventures, before BAM! Timeskip.
"No Homo, Sasuke. There, happy?" I feel that this is non verbally what Kishimoto wrote between Naruto and Sasuke. This is it, exactly.

I'm loving the banter between their kids. Actually, the second half of this fic seems to spiral off the beaten path of the Epilogue, and I love it. Your snark is definitely up to scratch.
THE CONVERSATION, WHERE BOLT'S FULL NAME IS REVEALED. THAT IS THE PINNACLE OF THIS, I SO, SO AGREE. YOU DID NOT DISAPPOINT.
Hinata was doped up on pain meds, and yet somehow managed to think up an anagram for the list of names Naruto wanted to name his second son. Props to her, and to you, for thinking of one.
Nihon-Zaiho translates to 'Japanese treasure'. And considering that Kishimoto is pushing for the Naruto next generation, creating the manga, novels, and that movie...It fits. Good God, it fits.
Kurama casually popping out of Naruto's seal to give his two cents, and no one even reacts because its such a COMMON sight is great. The addition that Kurama gets the hell out of dodge whenever Naruto and Hinata get it on is even better. You'd never consider those things that Biju have to witness being stuck in their containers, but that's probably one of them.

Wow. Naruto is actually there for Bolt. It's in the summary, but it's nice to see.
In this fic, he-along with Sasuke- are actually ten times a better father than in cannon. It's sort of sad, but vindicating.

All is well...until Naruto becomes Hokage and gives the speech in daughters year. With ending threatening any boys that come near his daughter.