This story requires for its readers to either be monumental fucking morons to swallow this heaping pile of bullshit or someone who doesn’t care about things making any sense or having an ounce of logic. This was just pathetic and stupid. But then if it’s true in real life that you can’t get a criminal out of office until specific dates, then humanity has sunk quite low in its stupidity. Protect the criminals and punish the victims. Seems to be par for the course lately in this world. People in the Harry Potter world aren’t the only stupid blind sheep. 99.9999 of people in this world are just mindless sheep parroting things others say because they are incapable of original thought. Stupid people tend to parrot those that make the most noise.

I frigging love this! At first I was crying and I had to turn off my phone every other second. But suddenly the story became humurous (not complaining though). But if I were Harry I would do the same. Brushing it off and then do/say something silly. I would love to see Sev's expression in the end.

This could be a great movie. Too bad I the actors and actresses are older now... Seriously. This was amazing.

Best.

Song fic.

Ever.

This story was sooo good! One of my favourites rlly!

Was the blond girl Luna?

YES! GOOD SONG!
I would gave chosen Believer by imagine dragons
And I would do Neville's as Little Me by little mix

It was rlly good! Thanks xxx

- a random guest called holly

Dear Boooklover:

So not only do wizards have inexplicably brittle and edible souls, but their personalities are bound at birth to pop songs that, more often than not (judging by the sample provided), haven't even been written yet? Honestly, why did anyone ever wish for a Hogwarts letter?

Sincerely,
Bar Sira

So the blonde girl with a reporter daddy is Luna?

loved this story

Well presented the highlight lowli b t, triumphs tragedies, Fudge truly misplayed but that's because he didn't ask his advisers, Malfoy or Dumbles. Definitely was listening to th e pink toad.

So will there be at least one more update for responses to what they all learned.

Exceptional entertainment