WHAT THE ACTUAL FU-
'KNEE-DEEP'
IM WEAK

I’m fucking weakkkk ur acc is the funniest thing ever

Please never write smut again. Oml

made the boyfriend read it, his exact words were "I need therapy."

I'm laughing so hard in crying.. that was awesome XD

oh my god what the everlasting freak lord help me cleanse this from my mind

what... more?

what the fuck

what
the
fuck

that was amazing!

What the actual fuck.

I can't stop laugh crying. I think I'm gonna need a therapist P.S You guys are amazing

My favorite lines:
"throbbing in my cheese stick" I can't ever look at cheese sticks the same...
"like an old hot pocket I just microwaved"
...I'll never be able to eat hot pockets anymore...
"I could tell she had eaten mangos earlier."
Nope, I refuse to let you ruin mangos for me.
"I pretended I was a mermaid inside of her."
That one, that one made me laugh so hard. Seriously, what in the absolute hell?
"...stretching my poo hole just enough to drop in a whole pack of Mentos...opened the 2 litre bottle of Coke and dumped all of its contents into my burning bum. It spewed out of me like a fire hose, ...she showered in it, ...drenched in my asshole carbonated beverage. She's so beautiful when she showers in my shit fluids."
I can't breathe...
What have I just read?
SIMBA? WHY U DO DIS TO ME!? That was so random. Out of all the names, why did you choose Simba lol?
But this, this was the best phrase: "my baby gravy spewer."

So... I didn't really read it when I first reviewed.
I read the first paragraph and the last few lines, which was when I realized it was a prank. I just now went back and read the whole thing.

...
HAHAHAHA
I did not see that coming. (pun not intended).
Thanks for that. At first I was in shock but then I realized I'd been tricked. On a fan fiction.
As usual, your stories never fail to amuse me.
Thanks for the laugh!

I fucking love you guys this was hilariously funny please update soon XD