I hope Sif goes with Harry so she can give them what for as an outsider who points out everything she sees wrong with them. In fact, I would even have Her listen to that stupid prophecy and once hearing it she starts laughing at it when she says this prophecy is a load of bullshit. No Harry things are not alright you should listen to what your instincts and that of Sif is telling them. Canon or not there is too much that really disgusts me. Plus I would remove that stupid community of their magic. Sif should have been in that chamber. As harsh as it may seem but Most of the Wizengamont need to be removed from office and executed. And their entire community re-educated. I fact I would go into the Hall of Prophecies and destroy every last orb and while at it listen to all of them and once done yell for everyone to hear you fool every single prophecy in this chamber is a stinking fake and you people are so damned stupid that believed in all this bullshit. Well what no more and that's not all every single witch and the wizard is going to be required to read and study the Bible and you are going to learn GODS rules and laws including his laws on magic that you stupid idiots have been in violation of for a very long time well guess what no more. With a loud call To all angels of the Father present yourself to Carry out YHWH orders for dealing with the magical.

As for Granger, I would go to her home taking back everything she took from Harry. And Spank her sorry as for what she did and I would tell her Parents everything she and the Wizarding world did to Harry and suggest that they get hold of The Prime Minister and the Queen about The Wizarding Worlds Bullshit. And what they turned their Daughter into and How they treat Harry. All because of a stupid prophecy that is a load of bullshit.

The Wizarding is a fool of idiots and assholes their stupid belief if such prophecies for which are completely self-fulfilling by their actions. See how they treated Harry the Wizarding deserves to fall but not in the way they think they would still have their lives but not their magic I would take it away turning them into mundanes and forcing them to integrate into the rest of the world and to live like the people they disdain. The only prophecies that I trust and believe in are those of the Bible because they always tell why and how. And what leads to it but the Prophecies of the Other cultures are more times than not Jack shit. Such as the ones in Harry Potter. Self-Fulfilling bullshit that they bring on themselves and that ruin that of the innocent. So in this, I would Like to see every single Witch and Wizard stripped of their clothes and whipped/spanked for ruining Harry's life. Along with losing their magic the only one I would let keep he would be Harry and I would arrange for Doctor Strange and Queen Frigga to then Train Harry in the Use id his Magic. Thus Allowing Harry to become what he wants. Plus I wonder what the Hell the Ministry and Dumbledore did to Harrys Inheritance I wouldn't be surprised if they stole it. Since they ruined his life they could have left him the money so he could at least support himself because they made it impossible to find work and be able to get work elsewhere where doesn't have to worry about losing his job. The Wizarding World is nothing but a bunch of stupid idiots and ASSHOLES! Lacking in common sense and critical thinking skills. And to easy to believe bullshit.

Will this be continued?

Interesting chapter keep up the good work.

Pretty pathetic Harry, and pathetic story. Good it's not continued

You’ve got me sitting in the corner of my living room giggling like some insane escapee with my family edging slowly away from me. Thank you.

AHHHHHH OHHH OHHH! im crying. this really might be one of the best things ever.

There he learns how to speak to dragons

awesome fic man, love the sassy/sarcastic Harry. lookin forward to Sif helping kick some dragon butt.

Holy fucking shit. This- fuck. I don't even know how to describe this. Let's go over the facts: it's some ungodly hour of the night and I should have passed out by now, school is a bitch, my eyes hurt, I am laughing my ass off. I would say that means this story is pretty great. Please continue it so I can continue wasting my life by attempting to amuse myself with fanfictions and bullshit. Thanks. Have a nice life. Bye.

Congratulations on the stupidest plot line I've seen on the site recently and I read the summaries for several Harry/Snape fics on the author's favorites I pulled this from.

Cliche crap on top of stupid crap does not a good plot line make. This could have at least been FUNNY (it wasn't). It was a bore getting through half this chapter so I scrolled down to leave a review.

I'm not going to point out the plot holes, but frankly you know where they are just like I do.

It very good for something randomly thrown together and I hope you keep working on the story.

Loving this... Loving this so much. Please update soon, your story is unique and addictive.

nice story.. love the sense of humor.. hope you don't make harry useless and give him some sort of power..