oh dark one dearie he's such a child no one is allowed to touch what is his your sentance about the dark one rumple sounding like a child who's fav toy got stolen i was thinking along the same line as that before i read it it just shows you that yes dark Rumple CAN love and turning people into snails or toads and Squashing them under his boot well thats his answer to everything when he doesn't get his way it again like a child chucking a Tempertantrim man i never new how much of a child the dark rumple can be until i read this story way to go

oh this is funny poor emma but its just given me an idea or 2 what IF belle and Rumple were married and BELLE became the dark one imagen having your husbands dark self in your head or what if while Emma was the dark one because of her connection to rumple when he was the dark one Belle can now SEE Rumpelstiltskin

One of the funniest stories I've read in a while. It's a little far- fetched that the Darkness would care about even lust, but the fit it had about "She's mine!" was priceless.

How would it get around Merlin? You know, considering Nimue? And Emma loves Killian... who then became the Dark One too. So does Killian appreciate himself a bit more than he feels comfortable with?

You opened up a can of worms with this one.

this is a really god story, i really hope you update this soon!

this is hilarious !

It's a good story-I had been considering the idea previously, in a 'what if the Dark Rumple saw Belle and made Emma produce her old Enchanted Forest blue dress for her to wear in the morning (while Belle was sleeping, because Dark Ones don't sleep and I presume they would be up for a wander).

However, there are quite a few mistakes regarding your grammar with dialogue etc, so I would recommend that you try for a beta-simply to improve the quality of writing.

You've also misspelled 'Rumplestiltskin' and 'Rumple' as 'Rumpelstiltskin' and 'Rumpel'.

Otherwise, thank you for posting, as it is enjoyable...especially considering the way in which the OUAT writers are treating Rumbelle!

Loved it!

Hahahahah! Love this!

this chapter was priceless

Hahahahahahaha! This is the greatest thing EVER. Please don't stop writing these. PLEASE. So perfect that he still has feelings for Belle, even separated from Gold.

Also...because I'm anal...even though FFN messed it up, it's RumPLEstiltskin not RumPELstiltskin. So Rumple not Rumpel. I know people get confused because the actual fairy tale name is PEL not PLE. but for some reason the OUAT creators changed it. Perhaps it was a typo and they had no choice but to go with it. IDK. Someone needs to ask Eddie and Adam about that lol. But my point is Rumple is canon for OUAT. If you don't believe me, go look up pics of the dagger. I checked to make sure. Told ya I was anal XD Please don't be mad at me T.T

Cuz I love this so very very much please keep going!

This is the most hilarious thing I've ever read. *runs to next chapter*

Can't wait for more. updat soon

ADORABLE. Simply adorable!

I had so much fun reading this. Please dont stop!. I could read tons of chapters like this one.

I'm sure you could add more as more episodes come :)