This is one of the most hilarious but educational fics I read. Oh yeah. It was absolutely brilliant even with all the taboo, embarrassment, and explanation that Zoro struggled to make as simple as possible for someone like Luffy to understand. It made me wonder how it is in the canon, at least Luffy has certain clear concepts like "family jewels" XD.

I really enjoyed the scandalous reactions of the Mugiwara and as Zoro and Robin were amused by their two-way comments xD, they always had a cruel streak and embarrassing them for those topics that are natural or indifferent to them certainly made them the day. Zoro's preference caught my attention, most of all because of his explanation, in his words it became so logical xD although I always shipe it with XD girls. I liked his mature and direct side to deal with the subject, as he did not pick up the squeamishness and was extremely patient with the ignorance of his captain, his explanation covered everything with care and clarity, much more than I thought he could give. Sanji was right in giving him the best rum, he deserved it. The last addition of the Mugiwara after the explanation was quite sweet, sharing their terrible experiences on the subject XD, poor, at least Luffy was able to save herself from the trauma they enjoyed.

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PS: I hope you understand, I do not speak English, I am using the googles translator so sorry if the review is strange.

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This was both touching and funny. Zoro is just so…Zoro.

loved it :D

Lmao, Zoro nailed that! I can just imagine how the peanut gallery was acting through the whole thing...so funny. I feel like you gave the subject enough respect too...having Zoro give Luffy a couple warnings and the like. Great job! Perfectly done.

This was hilarious and adorable and I will share it with all my friends who are fellow One Piece fans (pretty much only one person but still).

Thanks for posting!

This really is an excellent story that I wind up returning to time and again for a good laugh and some nice character development. I hope someday I can explain this to my kids as well as you did in this fic.

This was so cute and informative! Adorable Luffy and Zoro is awesome! The peanut gallery was hilarious!

The title gave me the weird mental image of Sengoku kissing a beetle*mental scarring ensues*

This was so brilliant!

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So this isn't the first time I've read a fic like this, I've seen at least three, but I'm going to fully admit that I like the way you did it best. I might actually take some tips from Zoro when I have to give the talk to my future kids. I fully admite how it was done.
I have never thought sex was embarrassing, (unpopular opinion ik) more scary and disgusting growing up. To be entirely fair the talk I was given was...unethical to say the least. And once I got over the blood curdling fear of sex to me it was just a cause and effect in my head to make babies. So I really admire how you did it.
Though I did find this incredibly embarrassing, despite my feelings towards sex, but I think that was more because of Luffys pure unadulterated innocence.
Wow I'm rambling, sorry.
Anyway good job, enjoyed it.

I adore the way Zoro had no shame with talking about sexual things, and rightfully so. If it's all consensual, there's nothing to be ashamed of.

Loved all of this, thank you for another splendid story!

XD!

well, oda did say that zoro's position in mugiwara family is the eldest brother and robin is the mom and luffy is the 4th brother so, this perfectly pictures it! lol

thanks