obviously logical conclusions, rey's secret Mark Twain obsession, and what, exactly, is the difference between vampires and ghosts again?

Iron for ghosts - how do you escape iron in a scientists home?
I love this concept and your writing!

XDDDDDD Try having a medium scope out Danny and Vlad! Their reactions when she/he sees their true forms would be priceless XDD

Great ideas! I heard that sage is meant to repel evil spirits too. Just a thought. :) Loved the story!

Lol, this was brilliant. I loved it.

This reminds me of the SuperDanny crossovers that Saphireswimming does.
I've heard of the salt superstition before but it was told to me that throwing a pinch of salt over your should warded off the bad luck that would come from spilling it. Or is that spitting? In any case salt, iron, and magic chalk circles seem to be a common anti-supernatural theme that you played on so well.

The whole chalk drawing around Danny makes me think of How to Train Your Dragon.

I'm catholic, and we believe that God gave his only son, Jesus Christ, to be born of the virgin Mary. Jesus died for our sins. We believe in the Holy Spirit, the Lord, the giver of life who proceeds from the son, with the son and the father. The holy trinity God, Jesus, and H.S. all wrapped up in one convenient package! You didn't go into specifics, but everything was correct. It was vague, but nothing was wrong.

Okay I really like your story.

I havent found a single mistake and your grammar is flawless ;)
The idea itself is a really good one baceuse there must be something in the human world ghosts can be harmed with (except for the flowers in the episode with the infi-map) and its nice to know that Im not the only person thinking about something like this.

DAWWWWWW poor Danny! Jazzypants and the other two where just mean to him xD I really wanna know what that april fools prank was about! :D

Very well written and funny AND interesting at the same time!

Well done 3 greetings, Cleo :3

This is not a ghost repellent, but something that attracts ghosts. GHOST NIP! USE THE GHOST NIP!
Danny: Please don't.
DO IT! DO IT!
Danny: Yeah, cause apparently I'm hilarios on ghost drugs.
Ghost nip is the cat nip for ghosts. AND I WANNA SEE CRAZY DANNY! THERE MUST BE A CROWD TO STARE AT HIM!
Danny: You just want to embarrass me don't you?
Yes, yes I do.

Nice XD This is hilarious! I love the paranoid Danny!

Methodist unite but I go to a Catholic school so I could tell you that the entire (or most) of the congregation would have been staring him down.

These were some funny little stories. I'm wondering if you'll be doing more of these? Cause I am laughing my ass off.