Damnnn...fuck me! This was HOT and HILARIOUS! Loved it! :D

lmao

I want to fuck buluma

Well well! Now THAT was a winner of a chapter right there! Everything, from Vegetas frustration to Bulmas "games" to Gokus naivete at the end, was written so wonderfully and with such detail it surprises me that you don't have ten times the reviews and followers that you do!

The Bulma fanservice especially was SPOT ON, my friend XD Lol you are quite right, she is a dirty little minx, isn't she? ;) poor Vegeta just couldn't help himself, i admit, you've done what every other author on this website has failed to do. You made me feel sorry for him! XD

The amount of...detail You add to Bulmas body certainly helps as well. All those tricks she tries is quite...enjoyable to read to say the least. Haha. Again, poor Vegeta...

And of course, Gokus quip at the end about mentioning Bulmas tits to Chi Chi one time. Ah, the innocent naivete favorite Saiyan. So much fun to read!

Smashing job, my friend! You deserve major props :D

Can you make a video and vegeta lemon

I'm new here and came across your stories through a friend. I have to say I absolutely love Bulma and Vegeta! They are the best couple in DBZ ever. I'm more than curious to see how this bet of theirs plays out!

...oh...god...please dont tell me Gohan is actually going to...no, he wouldn't *eyes wide* Doesn't he know that if Roshi see's that thing he'll NEVER get his phone back!? Hell Roshi will probably accidently delete it! A picture like that, it's a one of a kind, something that will never happen again, don't do it Gohan! Now, I CAN see him bragging and getting into this kind of thing, he's young, around 'that age' and has spent a lot more time around his father's friends, so...yeah I can see this, and him wanting to fit in it would make sense that he tries to share this treasure of his...just...I have this horrible fear that he's going to loose that treasure for good *frowns*

Heh, Bulma is on the case alright, should have known she wouldn't let the kid keep his trophy, though it was earned and deserved, if he didn't do anything to protect it...well, he had it coming *shakes head* should have made a few copies while he had the chance and kept them hidden. That being said, I do get the mental image of Bulma wearing nothing but her bath robe sitting at her computer to be not only hot and sexy, but also kinda cute for some reason...not sure why, but you can almost feel the excitement, how she is in her element, same as the guys when they are fighting, so she is when it comes to technology *nods*

...cleansed Yamcha's phone of her dignity? Ouch lol Though now that I think about it, cell phones didn't even exist back when DBZ was airing...wow I feel old now *slams head on desk* Still I think I know what she has planned, if she can't just delete it, she can swap it with something...and given how vengeful she can be, I fear just WHAT she is going to replace it with...which also makes me wonder just WHY Bulma has a picture of someone else's boobs on her computer in the first place...
BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA 'Don't ever fuck with Bulma Briefs' LOL! So, Gohan finally going to learn the lesson every other member of the Z warriors has eh? Well, he DID have it coming, just feel bad that its going to result in the loss of his treasure...best he learn now, that way next time he'll be better prepared, and able to hold onto his loot *snickers*

...uh oh...cupcakes? Smaller...I think I might know whose they are...one by one the others offering their 'expert opinion' Yamcha would know that one detail I suppose, which...

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...oh shit *slams head on desk* that...wow...Bulma, never let it be said that woman isn't as vicious or as vengeful as her man *shakes head* With one shot, she not only stole Gohan's treasure, she got back at him AND Goku! CHICHI!? She...she just...Bulma signed their death warrants...thats it, over, game over...ChiChi is going to find out, then she is going to kill them, all of them slowly, painfully...make them eat their own bones...and...Gohan...that poor kid, he'll need the dragonballs to live long enough for his grounding! LOL And, while I still dont think Goku would have done what he did in this story, Bulma DID get revenge on him for it in the most effective of ways, showing off the girls HE treasures most to all his guys friends, and put him in a situation where he'll be in some VERY hot water when she finds out!

...alright, I WILL give it to Roshi, that was a damn good line *snickers* Didn't get the white whales, but he didn't reel in minnows either, nice *smiles* AND I KNEW IT! I knew Roshi was going to keep the damn phone! I agree about them not bringing it up if Goku doesn't remember, he would accidently let it slip and then, well, they would all die painfully, he most of all *winces*

...again, ouch, Bulma is practically taunting them as she's sitting there congratulating herself *snickers* Wow, just...ouch...that...dude, that is just cold lol Oh thats right! I forgot that ChiChi did slight her last chapter, so of course she is on Bulma's list...damn, Bulma is scary! Got all three with one shot! Nice grouping Bulma! Hit them in the ten ring!

...uh...oh...Bulma...she is...she is going to bring out her ultimate weapon now isn't she? See through string bikini...thats...going...to...BE AWESOME! BWHAHAHAHAHAHA Vegeta won't know what hit him!

*claps* really good show mate, good show! A cute fun and all around relaxing chapter, nice way to cool down after last chapter, and as always it was nice to see more of the cast again. Really, you do an awesome job with these characters, and this is an AWESOME story that I'm loving every moment of it! Each chapter is not only better than the last, but I find myself on the edge of my seat just a little more, excited for what next chapter will bring, what Bulma is going to do and how Vegeta will survive the next round *snickers* Though...in this case, I did feel a little bad. Poor Gohan, he lost his precious treasure because he didn't take proper care to protect it *shakes head* maybe next time he'll be more careful, and remember that he may get one over Bulma, but he's going to have to FIGHT to KEEP it *smirks*

Keep up the great work mate, can't wait to see next chapter!

I'm back! lol Sorry for taking longer than usual, been busy the last few days. That aside, let's get back to the fun!

Now right from the start it looks like Vegeta has caught his second wind I think lol A timely break to hit the reset button as it were, he's rested, refreshed and ready for the next round! Even better, he's past the halfway point now! Less remains than has passed, of course that just means Bulma is going to be bringing out even more dangerous weapons, which given previous chapter's events leaves me...worried.

I will admit, I was a little...confused at first, mentioning that the room was cleaner than usual, but then when I saw the 'spent hours cleaning' it hit me just what happened...and sure enough, poor poor Panchy! BWHAHAHAHAHAHA Oh man, that poor woman, I'm betting she's been traumatized *snickers* That...wow, that's just wrong on so many levels LOL I mean, really, I can just see the poor woman there, for the rest of her life with a mop and rag cleaning that room day in and day out, because NO amount of cleaning will ever remove the dirty *snickers* 'Everywhere' indeed!

Shifting back to Bulma, in a strange turn of events Vegeta is the one feeling refreshed and fine that night while she is the one who is an angry mess, seems like the pressure is finally starting to get to her lol

Now, to be fair, Bulma does have a point, and this is kind of the only real complaint I've had about this entire story, but...it just seems a little out of character for Goku to go bragging about seeing Bulma like that, and to tell the others just...doesn't seem like him. Krillin? Sure. Yamcha? Oh hell yes he'd do it in a heartbeat. Roshi? The entire planet would know. But Goku? He might not be as innocent as he once was, but he just isn't the kind of guy to go around talking about that kind of thing, not on purpose at least. Accidently letting it slip yeah, but not on purpose.

Gohan getting the better of her? Yeah, thats...thats a point of annoyance to say the least lol I can see why she would be so angry and why she would want to get even *grins* After all, he DID fire the first shot and declare war, given that he's been around Bulma long enough in the past, and old enough to understand, he should have know that as Daffy Duck so famously said, 'This means war' LOL

I do have to ask why Roshi is throwing a party...but I'm not going to complain too much since I see things are going to go downhill fast *snickers* I mean, really, ALL the guys are there, and Bulma has Gohan in her sights? I'm half expecting a satellite to fall on Kame house, half expecting some kind of space laser or rocket or something *grins*

Of course there are no girls there! What girl who actually knows them would show up there?

*snickers* Bulma? HELL NO! ChiChi? Not even Roshi is that dumb. Feel bad for Krillin...but, well, we know he gets something far better *smiles* The big moment here though, is Yamcha getting put in place by TIEN, thats...thats almost as bad as being talked down to by Yamcha himself! LOL "At least I have a girl!" *falls out of chair laughing* Wow, that, thats just hilarious! Extra credit to the joke regarding Launch *smirks*

...I never thought I would say this...but...I feel just slightly tiny bit bad for Roshi...I mean, yeah he's horrible, a damn pervert, but...well, everyone has been at that point where you are so lonely you just wish you had someone to talk to. That being said, he did kind of bring it on himself, really really REALLY badly, so, he's got no one to blame but himself. I did think it was kind of sweet that Roshi considered giving the bikini to ChiChi just on the principle of her wearing it for Goku, just goes to show that as bad as he is, there is a tiny part of him that cares for his students *smiles*

Heh, now, this is actually cute and pretty funny. The guys all relaxing and kicking back, cutting loose, only to forget there IS a kid there...hehe, no balloons or tacos for them! LOL Poor Gohan though, the little kid really does have it rough when you think about it. Too young to fit in with the guys, too old to fit in with the kids, he's got one foot in both generations but doesn't belong to either completely, on top of that barely had any time with his father, was trained by his she wolf of a mother and trained by a reformed alien villain, then married the daughter of the world's greatest fraud, start to finish he's never really had anything going for him *winces*

...oh...damn...thats...heh, thats just...wow. I didn't think of that, but...for the first time EVER, Bulma might actually THANK Roshi for something, he gave her a planet breaker grade nuke if it's not ONLY string bikini, but SEE THROUGH!? Oh man, no wonder she knocked him clear across the sky!

OHHHHHHHH DAMMMMMMMMMMMMMN BURN BABY BURN! Tien is on a ROLL! Yamcha tries to get some jokes in, but he just returns them with interest over and over! Now THAT is funny! Dude I'm loving this! Why on earth don't you write more humor *cries* Do you have any idea how RARE this is? How HARD it is to find GOOD humor? What makes it so good though is just how in character it is! You really know these characters, you really keep things true to them, their personalities, their senses of humor and interactions, it really is like seeing them again after all these years *smiles*

Heh, even Krillin gets in on the action...then again, it IS Yamcha, so, should have been expected *snickers* On the flip side of things, Krillin's comment did make me realize something...this group, they really have been together for a long time, since the very beginning...but...more importantly, if you think about it, while Goku is the one who does all the big battles and protects the earth (with the others helping from time to time) the TRUE hero of this world, the one who is responsible for repelling every threat there has ever been, is Bulma...

As a young girl, just wanting the perfect boyfriend, she found Goku, and because of that he met Roshi, then Krillin, and then they met Yamcha, ChiChi, etc, all of them, everything, none of it would have happened without Bulma, she is the core of the Z warriors, the one who started it all...and she is among the weakest in terms of fighting ability. Quite...humbling when you think about it.
Now back to the guys...I...still not quite sure about Goku's bragging...he just...isn't that kind of guy. He's friendly and nice, kind to a fault, I don't think I've ever seen him do anything sexual on purpose, nor can I recall him ever flirting or doing anything romantic...might by one of the reasons ChiChi is the way she is now that I think about it lol She was a princess, and gave it all up to live alone in the woods like a hermit..Goku might be use to it having grown that way, but she...not so much.

Hmm of course now Bulma is coming awfully close to CHEATING here, I mean really? Vegeta has done plenty of THINKING, but he's never considered cheating, just giving in and breaking, which just makes him redouble his efforts! Bulma, I'm surprised here, I didn't think she would actually cheat or consider it *frowns*

And there we go! Panchy is back! I love that woman lol I do feel bad for Bulma, having to use such an excuse when it's been shown she is a wonderful cook *frowns* But...it's a hell of a lot better than telling the truth, that much is for sure! Really though, a towel? lol wow, I mean, quick thinking, but...that's just asking for trouble *shakes head* Still I really do enjoy this little scene, Panchy deserves more screen time than she got, and I thank you for giving her these little scenes, playful, silly, but also warm and cute, and just a little sexy lol

...oh...shit *face palms* ROSHI! Oh this cant end well, bad, bad, bad, something horrible is going to happen I just know it!

...also, heh, Panchy saying hooters, that's going to be stuck in my head for awhile lol Would love to see her in a Hooters girl outfit now that I think about it...

Aaaand yep, sure enough, Roshi is up to no good *shakes head* though that bikini he gave her...I just know that thing is going to be showing up again *snickers* him trying to lure her back, it's pretty obvious that Goku reallllly needs to learn how to be a proper lucky pervert tisk tisk tisk. When you are blessed with a sight such as he was, you are supposed to keep is private, a secret, it was a gift from Kami for your good karma, it's a personal gift, a present meant for you and your eyes only, not to be shared with anyone lol I'm willing to bet Bulma is going to have a word with Goku before all this is over *snickers*

...*sprays Dr pepper all over computer screen* WHAT THE HELL!? *wide eyed* Did...did Panchy just...she...did...Vegeta...Panchy...*passes out*

Mate...this, this was one hell of a chapter, funny from start to close, with a lot of great combat between lol I loved the subtle attack Bulma had here, a dirty trick to go with her over the top performance starting with the moan and then the milk and of course the groping and kneading, just...wow, this...and there are still three days left? She has already gone this far? What is she going to do next? What's left? I mean...I...actually fear for Vegeta now...though he's gotten his first victory over her at least, which is something...and some of the pressure has been released, putting him on par with Bulma since she did as well...but...wow dude, that bit at the end with Panchy? I NEVER would have seen that coming! Oh man, that...I'm going to need some time to catch my breath, this...this was hilarious, and a very well written piece *double thumbs up* Really, you are great with Fairy Tail, but damn it man, please write more DBZ, so few good fics and even fewer authors for it, we NEED this kind of writing!

Keep up the good work my friend, I can't wait to see what you have in store for next time!

...d...da...damnit how many times can that woman cross and uncross her legs in just a handful of minutes!? This is torture the likes of which even FREEZA couldn't inflect!

So...no bra, and now no panties...why is it I see her walking around the house naked by the last day? ...not that...it...would be a bad thing...*bleeds*

Yep, Bulma is certifiably an evil genius LOL Damn, she takes no prisoners and shows no mercy does she? That's just..that's beyond cruel...on the other hand...now I'm wondering just how badly THIS is going to backfire on her...the worse she gets and the worse she does, the worse the return seems to be...

Hmmm seems to be right about the time something bad is going to happen, she's got him cornered, holding all the cards, going for the kill...something is going to happen, I KNOW it...just not sure what...I mean, really, this is just overboard and wrong, standing there in a skin tight spandex top with milk covered breasts without a bra on and a tiny short skirt without panties...all the while she is standing there massaging and teasing her boobs, just...that's just wrong *cries*

Okay, obviously Vegeta's brain has been fried, because he SHOULD have seen the obvious trap coming, instead of holding the ladder for the woman wearing a skirt and no panties to go UP over his head, he should have just hovered and gotten it himself, that would have been the smart and safe thing to do...instead, he let down his guard *shakes head* Loved the 'whatever little green god' line though, very nice lol

The problem though is obviously that Bulma is too top heavy, those massive boobs of hers have her center of gravity somewhere around her neck me thinks *snckers*

Warning warning danger danger! Trap alert! Her 'admitting' she is weak? That should have set alarms off that even HE would have noticed! I mean come on, she was laying it THICK about how strong he is and how eak she is...how did he not see it coming? *slams head on desk over and over*
...okay I'll give him SOME credit, he was on alert for an obvious trap, but he should have known that she was going to try and pull a fast one *face palms* With all the things she's done so far, I'm surprised he is willing to even be in the same room as her...loved the banter though lol Really top notch comedy gold *snickers* 'Thats going to happen no matter what I do' 'Fine just no shaking or groping' lol Really tells you just how razor thin his resolve is at this point that something so basic could push him over the end...and again, he's forgotten the fact she has no panties on...

...yep, he fell for it, hook, line, and sinker *face palms* his short height really working against him here...but...I have to say, one hell of a view *grins*

BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAA *holds sides hurting from laughing* oh gawd, dude, thats *curling into ball laughing* I can't breathe, I can't breathe! I will NEVER be able to watch Jurassic Park again without laughing my ass off! 'Clever girl' indeed!

Uh oh, here we go, I knew it, I knew something like this was going to happen, the pile up, all that remains now is to see how bad the damage is and what's going to happen lol All it took to bring down the mighty prince was a single drop of nectar eh?

Ohhh NICE! I was waiting for that line to come up, just wasn't sure who would say it (honestly my money was on Bulma) the 'get off' line that is lol

YES! SCORE ONE FOR MAN! After the hell that woman has been putting him through, he FINALLY is starting to gain ground! Her plan didn't take into account if she fell on him, and of course Vegeta took advantage of that opening for all that it was worth! Getting sweet sweet revenge on her for all the crap she's put him through, blowing hot air on her weakest point, teasing her and taunting her, all the way up to including pushing her over the edge and making her 'get off' just as she asked LOL
And with that ne act, that one small victory, his warriors spirit was renewed and reinvigorated!
Though I am confused about one thing...why did Vegeta pass out? What happened? Did he hit his head or something?

...okay, now, while the joke WAS funny, I have to ask why Bulma named Krillin there and not Yamcha? He's the one that everyone picks on after all, and is her ex, so, I'm afraid I have to deduct you a point there *blows raspberry* lol Seriously though, that was funny, very nice *smiles*

And here we are again with another review for another chapter lol!

For starters, I like how Vegeta is a bit more...calm now, he KNOWS he has a fighting chance now so it's not him just dreading the day like he was, but...well, it's not THAT much of an improvement given that one line ringing in his head the moment after he wakes up LOL! 'like she is use to them acting up' indeed!

Though...I must respectfully disagree with the 'note to self never let her go to the beach' part *shakes head* unuh, nope, thats just wrong. A body like that NEEDS to show off damnit!

I can't help but laugh though at how he's suiting up for battle...just to go eat breakfast *falls out of chair laughing* I mean really, think about it, this poor guy is LITERALLY gearing up for WAR just to get some damn flapjacks, all because Bulma has him CLEARLY in her sights and ready to fire with her pair of wonder cannons *snickers* Ohhh man, can't wait to see just what she has in store for him THIS time *checks chapter title* ...*bleeds*

BWHAHAHAHA Also love the comment about the stairs *snickers* Poor Vegeta, the guy is on a hair trigger now and all but paranoid *snickers* Then again, Bulma running up or down stairs would do most people in...*drools* So, good call on using flight, he is tough and strong, he's endured this long, but why put yourself through MORE hell when you don't need to?

Hmmm not a good idea Vegeta, don't start planning victory until after you have one lol
...*slams head on desk* looks like Bulma didn't get ALL of the sports bras remains lol And yes, yes Vegeta you are a perverted teenager!

LOL Ball gag eh? Looks like he is planning things as he goes, or just trying to distract himself...in which case he is failing rather badly considering how hard...err...difficult things are for him already *grins*

Aaaaand FINALLY! He DOES learn! The last few days he just charged in head first without thinking or caring, but now? Hmmm food is already out, she's already eaten...and she is just sitting there...nothing obvious...TRAP!

*falls out of chair laughing* So Vegeta, as short as he is decided to become a leprechaun eh? Looking for his pot of gold lol Still, I do like this, showing his thinking mind...yes there is still plenty of perversion, but he is being careful, very cautious, checking her over for just what she is plotting, not checking her out to ogle. He's been burned enough that he's not taking stupid risks (finally).

And there we have it! Opening shots fired, and they are planet buster grade! *whistles* Bulma wants to end this game FAST, if she is pulling out the artillery that early in the morning, she's going for the kill! Vegeta does his best to ignore her, but its super effect! lol Of course, then she brings out her secret weapon, that naughty naughty temptation, letting some of her drink, apparently harmless, simple milk, run down her covered (supposedly) boobs...that harmless and most common of breakfast component becoming a TERRIBLE weapon, especially after his incident the day before, the images that are in his mind from drinking milk *snickers*

...okay, first of all, evil dirty naughty girl...second, that is probably the single most funny thing I have ever heard in my life! As alien to him as pacifism? BWHAHAHAHAHAHA dude that is freaking hilarious! *thumbs up!* And of course the comment itself, too big? No such thing! Hell I wouldnt be surprised if that was enough to get him fired up to go yell at ChiChi, and were he in a better (normal) frame of mind I bet he would! No mercy for the prince though, Bulma continuing with her barrage, commenting how ChiChi is just jealous and wishes she had a rack like hers!

So THATS her evil plan! I thought it was weird how she was wearing a short skirt, but was sitting, trying to figure out how that could be dangerous, especially with that skintight spandex top soaked in milk being in play, but NOW I see what she is doing, WHY she is sitting where she is, she's flashing her panties! Very clever, and I like how you wrote it, her being subtle, crossing and uncrossing her legs, Vegeta didn't even notice it which is why you didn't write him seeing anything, the readers discovered her wicked naughty plan when the poor prince did!

...*nose bleed explosion!* WRONG! Oh gawd was I wrong, screw planet busters, she's brought in something even MORE powerful! no panties while wearing a short skirt!? *passes out from heart attack/stroke/aneurism* That...that is beyond cheating! I also know EXACTLY where you got that idea from I think everyone has seen THAT movie, or at least that scene lol Hmm I bet the reflection in Vegeta's eyes was a very tight narrow slit wasn't it? *snickers*

Well, I might not be able to churn out as many reviews a day as I did yesterday, but I'm still moving and going to try and keep the momentum going! All aboard the woot train! lol

Now right from the start, I can't help but feel bad for Bulma, she went overboard to tease and entice Vegeta, but no one deserves that kind of bad luck *hisses* ouch you can't help but feel bad for her given that this IS on top of a 'dry spell' from her husband because of this bet they have running.
The part with her father I saw coming a mile away! The cigarette falling out of his mouth, I knew it, called it after reading last chapter! lol But, his musings did make me start to think back...and try to figure out how the hell he lucked up and got with Panchy in the first place!

I mean, yeah, it's the kind of thing I would dream of and love to happen to me (as a fellow nerd) but...they never really went into just how her parents got together, how he managed to land himself such a hot babe...must learn his secrets lol

His comment about giving a girl brains and she ends up using her boobs was uncalled for though since he SHOULD have know that sometimes using your boobs IS using your brain. After all I'm willing to bet his wife won many an argument and get her way many times thanks to her own sizable bust lol Only thing I can think of is he never realized it when it happened, or she does it so often he doesn't know it *snickers*

Now Panchy's line, I can't help but think she wishes she had another Son-in law than the one she has now *snickers at joke* I did feel back for Bulma, and her reply makes it clear that she isn't exactly...thrilled by what Goku saw, but her mother is trying to put a positive spin on things and trying to help, while her father just...yeah.

BWHAHAHAHAHA and now Bulma is REALLY getting a taste of her own medicine *smirks* she was fine the first day, no problem at all. Second day she noticed, but still was going strong, third day? Ahhh now the third day, she is starting to feel the itch and burn lol And the more she does to up the game, the worse she is going to make it on herself as a result!

She isn't at the point where she is taking matters into her own hand as it were, but she IS stimulating herself on purpose, so it seems her own self control and resolve isn't quite as strong as Vegeta's, at least he isn't begging her to give up lol Hmm wonder what he would have said if he overheard her plea *snickers* she's also the first to start relieving herself, Vegeta has taken to camping out in the shower to deal with THAT issue!

Heh, now this is something else that is quite original, seeing the characters of DBZ texting each other...damn I feel old, cell phones didn't even exist back then, talk about how much things change in just a few years eh? Imagine if the series was just starting now, how much more fantastic the CC tech would have to be to amaze us as much as it did back then?

That aside, I really did enjoy the brief little conversation between ChiChi and Bulma here, how Bulma unknowingly got Goku all revved up and now poor ChiChi is 'suffering' as a result *snickers* I could just SEE the horrified expression on Bulma's face when she read the part about Goku wanting ChiChi to wear a white shirt and pour lemonade on her LOL Oh man, talk about awkward, can't wait to see how things are going to be next time Bulma and Goku cross paths *falls out of chair laughing*
Okay, now, I KNOW just who it is that picked up the phone here lol While I know 'boobies' is a word you love and hold dear, ChiChi wouldn't have worded it like that, and I can EASILY see Gohan there grinning ear to ear as he sent that first message!

...yeah, Bulma really should have picked up on it by now, though I will give credit for her theory that Goku might have 'knocked something loose' *snickers*

Hmmm *starts counting on fingers* not QUITE time for Goten yet I don't think, but then again could be Bulma's judgment is a bit...hazy with need at this point for obvious reasons lol

Awww poor Bulma! She needs a hug if she really thinks that would ever be a problem *pouts* I would totally hug her if Vegeta wouldn't kill me for it...

...*face palms and slams head on desk* HOW exactly is it Bulma knows about Goku's size? *raised eyebrow* That being said, she really should have picked up on the fact SOMETHING was wrong by now...but, I do feel bad for Gohan, having the mental image of Bulma doing jumping jacks like that, no wonder he suddenly got so bold!

*falls out of chair laughing* Oh WOW, that, thats just...*continues laughing* The selling point, what made her feel so safe and confident was the knowledge that ChiChi is straight? That was her only concern and worry? *snickers* Still...got to give Gohan credit, what he did was sneaky, and brave beyond compare (considering this is Bulma, who Vegeta fears, and ChiChi (who Goku fears) was in the next room) Lucky little bastard *snickers*

And of course, the moment THAT text comes through, ChiChi asking about the picture, alarm bells and flags go off and she realized she had been duped! To be fair...well, Gohan did trick her fair and square, and she had plenty of warning signs but ignored them, so, the kid got a nice prize and Bulma learned not to underestimate the brat. Likewise, she has a point, no way in hell she is getting that picture, ChiChi would KILL HER if she found out that Gohan had been 'tainted' in any way ugh.
Honestly, I do like ChiChi, I think she is an interesting character, one of the few strong women of anime out there, but she utterly ruined poor Gohan, no two questions about it. He had so much potential, so much ahead of him, and she wanted to condemn him to a life of being 'normal'...can't help but wonder how Gohan would have turned out if Bulma had been his mother instead...

As for why it can't be another girl? Well, at this point in time the only other option was ChiChi...and trying to get a look at her goods would be like signing your own death warrant!

Anyways, nice little scene between Goku and ChiChi there at the end *snickers* Its painfully obvious that Goku still carries a flame for his oldest and dearest childhood friend in this, which I can understand and certainly sympathize with. Poor ChiChi, feeling a bit 'lacking' compared to her friend, then having to fear/look forward to being ravaged by her husband...wait, thats a bad thing right?
And Goku, poor poor Goku, finding out about that pictures existence only to find out it was too late *falls out of chair laughing again* and ChiChi, well, she is none the wiser about her little boy, whose every bit like the rest of the guys LOL

Over all, this was a very sweet and fun chapter, a cool down from the previous chapters building things up to super nova levels hot, it was a nice little break from the continuingly escalating war between man and woman. As always the characterization was spot on, everyone felt and acted naturally, the humor REALLY took me back to the glory days of DBZ and my childhood for which I again thank you *bows* Really, I loved this chapter, it was a treat to read and enjoy, especially seeing you bring out and flesh out other characters like Panchy, ChiChi and Gohan (who stole the show!) and of course everyone's favorite hero, Goku (who for the first time EVER lied to ChiChi! LOL) Ohhh how much I wish this chapter was part of the manga, or the anime *cries at the injustice* still, thats why we have fanfiction right?

Keep up the awesome work, and please continue writing for the DBZ series, so few people write anything worth reading, but you? This work is like being back there all those years ago, a little kid again, and for that, I thank you from the bottom of my heart.

Well, I might not be able to churn out as many reviews a day as I did yesterday, but I'm still moving and going to try and keep the momentum going! All aboard the woot train! lol

Now right from the start, I can't help but feel bad for Bulma, she went overboard to tease and entice Vegeta, but no one deserves that kind of bad luck *hisses* ouch you can't help but feel bad for her given that this IS on top of a 'dry spell' from her husband because of this bet they have running.

The part with her father I saw coming a mile away! The cigarette falling out of his mouth, I knew it, called it after reading last chapter! lol But, his musings did make me start to think back...and try to figure out how the hell he lucked up and got with Panchy in the first place!

I mean, yeah, it's the kind of thing I would dream of and love to happen to me (as a fellow nerd) but...they never really went into just how her parents got together, how he managed to land himself such a hot babe...must learn his secrets lol

His comment about giving a girl brains and she ends up using her boobs was uncalled for though since he SHOULD have know that sometimes using your boobs IS using your brain. After all I'm willing to bet his wife won many an argument and get her way many times thanks to her own sizable bust lol Only thing I can think of is he never realized it when it happened, or she does it so often he doesn't know it *snickers*

Now Panchy's line, I can't help but think she wishes she had another Son-in law than the one she has now *snickers at joke* I did feel back for Bulma, and her reply makes it clear that she isn't exactly...thrilled by what Goku saw, but her mother is trying to put a positive spin on things and trying to help, while her father just...yeah.

BWHAHAHAHAHA and now Bulma is REALLY getting a taste of her own medicine *smirks* she was fine the first day, no problem at all. Second day she noticed, but still was going strong, third day? Ahhh now the third day, she is starting to feel the itch and burn lol And the more she does to up the game, the worse she is going to make it on herself as a result!

She isn't at the point where she is taking matters into her own hand as it were, but she IS stimulating herself on purpose, so it seems her own self control and resolve isn't quite as strong as Vegeta's, at least he isn't begging her to give up lol Hmm wonder what he would have said if he overheard her plea *snickers* she's also the first to start relieving herself, Vegeta has taken to camping out in the shower to deal with THAT issue!

Heh, now this is something else that is quite original, seeing the characters of DBZ texting each other...damn I feel old, cell phones didn't even exist back then, talk about how much things change in just a few years eh? Imagine if the series was just starting now, how much more fantastic the CC tech would have to be to amaze us as much as it did back then?

That aside, I really did enjoy the brief little conversation between ChiChi and Bulma here, how Bulma unknowingly got Goku all revved up and now poor ChiChi is 'suffering' as a result *snickers* I could just SEE the horrified expression on Bulma's face when she read the part about Goku wanting ChiChi to wear a white shirt and pour lemonade on her LOL Oh man, talk about awkward, can't wait to see how things are going to be next time Bulma and Goku cross paths *falls out of chair laughing*

Okay, now, I KNOW just who it is that picked up the phone here lol While I know 'boobies' is a word you love and hold dear, ChiChi wouldn't have worded it like that, and I can EASILY see Gohan there grinning ear to ear as he sent that first message!

Continued!

Ah...thats...eh? ChiChi has bigger boobs thatn Bulma...guess just bias on your part eh? *smirks*
Oh well, it COULD be worse, at least Bulma is just doing aerobics, and stretching, if she was doing cardio Vegeta's heart would have stopped *falls out of chair laughing*

Ahhhh and so it's finally happened! While Vegeta has been the one dealing with Bulma's body driving him wild, it looks like Bulma's own resistance is starting to come under attack hehehe, she's been playing with fire all this time, now SHE is the one starting to feel the burn *grins* sure, it was easy at first, but with a few days having gone by, well, now she is starting to notice that itch she can't scratch on her own..

YES! Reinforcements arriving just in time to help our champion! Knowing that Bulma isn't as invincible or unaffected as it seemed at first, now he has a fighting chance! He knows that SHE is affected by HIM, so now he isn't just on the defensive anymore lol All he needed was that little opening, and now, NO ITS PAYBACK TIME! BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Oh yes, Vegeta is going to enjoy this, because if it's one thing we know about the Prince, its that he LOVES to get revenge on those who have wounded his manly pride *snickers* and after two full days of her driving him up the wall? Well, it's time for her to have a little taste of her own medicine!

Oh yes yes yes, eat it! Poor guy has been in hell because of her, and now SHE gets to see what it's like, to have what you want so close, almost within reach, and to want it so bad that it hurts lol And knowing this, Vegeta is having more fun than I bet he has in YEARS! Not only is he getting her back for the last two days, its feeding his ego KNOWING that she is eating him with her eyes and positively DROOLING for a piece of him *smirks*

And now of course they are neck and neck, both of them working hard to drive the other to submission! Bulma has of course been doing this for the last two days, but for the first time it's an actual FIGHT, not just her teasing and torturing him lol Of course...I think Vegeta's body suit can take the strain better than the flimsy sports bra Bulma is wearing...

Aaaand just when Vegeta was pulling ahead, Bulma brings out the big guns! (unintentionally I'm sure...I think lol) and those massive fun bags had enough! Three days without being handled as they should be, three days alone without the strong fierce dominating and possessive hands of her mate laying claim to them! If SHE isn't going to submit, then her body WILL, yearning for the passion they have been denied its LITERALLY been calling out to him this whole time!

And of course, she uses this to her advantage, blatantly amping up the heat to try and burn down Vegeta's resolve lol I love the way she did it though! Playing innocent and coy, she made it seem so natural, like it was planned all along, that this was intended...the girl is SCARY smart with how she does that! Turning everything to her advantage, using every opportunity presented, she is determined to win by any means by the looks of things lol

Aaaaaand Vegeta wisely hits the road and gets the hell out of there before the last of his resolve caves under the pressure *falls out of chair laughing* LOVE the extra touch about the scorch mark on the floor *snickers*

Awww poor Bulma *frowns* how could she think that she is ugly? Just SEEING her boobies was enough for Goku to rut poor ChiChi into oblivion after all...poor thing, she needs some loving to remind her she's wanted *smirks*

Oh GOD if Goku arriving the previous day was bad, her MOTHER catching her? And worse, the OTHERS are here too? *falls into nose bleed coma laughing* Oh man, and he actually TOLD THEM about her 'lemonade trick' eh? *snickers*

Hmmm well, at least she managed to get them covered so they didn't get a full show like Goku did...not a fan of the guys actually seeing as much as they have...at least they didn't see everything *nods* Would have been funny as hell though if Gohan had been the one dropping in, or Goku again *poor ChiChi would no longer be able to walk* but it was pretty funny, her thoughts concerning the music were a nice little touch to show the dangers of going overboard with her plotting, they CAN backfire when not careful.

The crown jewel for the chapter however goes to Panchy, the woman shows just WHERE Bulma got 'it' from, and by 'it' I don't JUST mean her body lol That wicked sense of humor and her sharp tongue, that teasing flirty slyness, or yeah, Bulma's mother is a hell of a woman, and I LOVE how she teases her daughter here *snickers* Really Panchy is an underused and underappreciated character that could really see more use as you so painfully (for Bulma) proved here! 'All I did was give them to you' indeed! Yamcha's line wasn't bad either, though again, his passport to bouncy marshmallow land has LONG since been revoked *blows raspberry*

All in all, a very nice chapter, a great addition to a great story! I can't wait to see what's up next, and how long it will be before one of them gives in and blows off some steam, or whose going to have a heart attack, a stroke, or an aneurysm first lol

Keep up the awesome work!

Well well, looks like Goku was certainly...moved by what he saw, and now ChiChi gets to reap the benifits *snickers* Uh oh, Goku almost gave himself away there at the end, and man, would THAT result in a far worse punishment than sleeping on the couch or a kick to the nads, ChiChi is the ONLY on even Piccolo fears after all! Though it makes me wonder...if they ever fused...*nose bleeds* *shakes head to clear image* Anyways, nice to see that while Goku obviously has Bulma on the brain, he IS going to his wife to help with the...urges...and wow, every room in the house? *wide eyed* hope the other residents of the home don't find out lol Hmm short lemony lime, but enjoyed all the same, ChiChi has a nice pair of ChiChi's after all *grins* I also love how despite her resigning to her fate for the night, she doesn't seem to be all that upset LOL

BWHAHAHAHAHAHA poor Vegeta, so hot and bothered that he's got steam coming off him! Bulma hasn't even started though given the number of chapters left *snickers* I bet by the end of this day he'll be sleeping in a cold bath filled with ice!

As for how Vegeta has been able to resist Bulma's considerable charms? His pride, the very thing that got his ass in this in the first place! He'd cut off his nose to spite his face, though even i have to admit I underestimated his resolve and will lol For the guy to not even 'vent' a little? THAT is something else...then again he has a very good reason, he's using that sexual frustration as fuel, planning to unleash it all on Bulma when the bet is over *grins*

*falls out of chair laughing* Still smells like lemonade eh? Well i wonder how long that will last *grins* Nice to see this isn't COMPLETLY one-sided though, that Bulma in this story isn't a robot or anything like that, she's a living breathing human with her own needs and wants, needs and wants Vegeta has been feeding quite well for awhile now, enough so that she is starting to miss out on what she has gotten use to enjoying! Heh, looks like she didn't just underestimate her man, but she overestimated herself, that she wouldn't be affected by this little bet of theirs.

...okay, first of all, Goku HAS seen Bulma topless before, but to be fair that WAS a long time ago. That being said, i LOVED the line about 'two men ogle my and ChiChi gets laid' LOL Its nice to see ChiChi didnt go all jealous and psycho for what happened, and is just happy with her husband, so sick and tired of peopel writing women as being jealous over their man so much as knowing the existence of another woman, gets old.

...uh oh...*see's chapter title* Bulma...working...her...curves...oh dear, I know exactly what's going to happen here *wide eyed*

Again, the man deserves credit where credit is due. He might be running up their water bill (not that they can't afford it) but that is a good way to not only chase off distracting dreams, BUT it's also a good way to insure he wakes up with a nice 'ice bonus' to keep control for whatever Bulma's opening shots for the day is *snickers*

Aaaand its good to see that Vegeta isn't all big bad ass 'this will be easy' mindset anymore, he KNOWS Bulma affects him and that it's a war of attrition, not just an easy joke like fighting Yamcha. She is easily his equal in all things outside physical strength, she has his pride, his ego, his cunning and his tenacity, she has the wit to match his and is every bit as merciless as he is, but worse, knows his every weakness and is MORE than willing to exploit them lol

BWHAHAHAHAHAHA yep, Bulma is without a doubt gotten in his head alright, now everything he's seeing or thinking about turns to her and those giant melons of hers, bouncing and jiggling like two big scoops of vanilla alright, that he just wants to get his hands on and squeeze till they turn cherry! And what happens when you have boobs on the brain? Your ass falls down the stairs and hits every one of them on the way down that's what! Naughty man got a spanking *snickers*

...uh oh, booming music? Don't go in there man, it's a trap! Hmm the plan to just knock through a wall WAS smart, given that the ceiling has already fallen victim, BUT, Vegeta shows some brains here with the realization that if he did that Bulma would just come running, and the sight of her braless girls bouncing and bounding would do him in, especially given how ravenous he is at this point *snickers*

OUCH! That...that just...ouch *slams head on desk* Could have been worse though, at least she wasn't wearing one of those skin tight leotards for working out...oh no, she was just wearing booty shorts and a sports bra *snickers* (yes I was being sarcastic there lol) and, to top it all off, a hip hugging thong...forget seduction, Bulma is trying to give him a heart attack!

...oh god, if that sports bra is ChiChi's then it's bigger than what Bulma would wear for fitting, which means her breasts have more room to move around...more for jiggling...though on the other hand, it being ChiChi's might just be enough to make it unappealing to him since, well, ChiChi IS Goku's wife..
...never mind, that fact is clearly not even within reason for him at this point lol