oh amygdala oh amygdala have mercy on the poor bastard

Lol, VERY GOOD!

This describes Patches pretty well XD good old lovable Patches you can't help but want to keep him around

This is absolutely brilliant! Love this, and Patches.

*clap clap clap*

You're genius

Haha nice its pretty good and easily goes with the rhythm of spider man

at least he gives you the tonsil stone that lets you survive the Aymgdala's trying to crush you when they grab you

Ha, what a great little story for the second most annoying spider in this game, looking at you Rom. Still despite how pesky he was, I still think that this story sums him up rather well. Awesome job.

Patches is easily one of the greatest characters From has ever created.

What do I even say to this?

fuck patch, trying to sell you the shit you can buy at the messengers but at a higher price, trying to steal your blood. at least he's not as bad as the skeptical guy who is a real douche-canoe