:D
delightful!

"Baby...baby...pirate!" (quote from Apu and his wife on THE SIMPSONS, when they were trying to find out of they were pregnant).

Seriously, I love this story and would love to see it continued (besides, if Neville had been there, would have applauded Snape's resolution about the Crucio damage and smacked Ron a good one for poo-poohing it).

Awwww, that was cute! Great resolution, too. Well done!

lol They are really cute in this. Love the humour as well. Always like to see a clueless Snape lol Thanks for sharing the story!

Loved this, funny and sweet at the end.

Dear Worrywart,

This was hilarious. Is there a chance you would want to write the dazed and confused awesome sex that the drunk fake newly weds had? pretty please!

Okay, fine!

I love this fic. Lots of hugs.

M

Love this story! Thank you for sharing!

ron is a jack ass with a big mouth. idiot.

very nice story. sweet.

H }:)

Very nice! Thanks!

So their not married and she isn't pregnant WTF? But at least their dating !

So there not really legally married?

If that's so then why was ginny shocked that they took them seriously ? And yet they were there when their wedding happened! "Oh no, Hermione!" Ginny began aghast. "You didn't take us seriously, did you?"

"About what, Ginny?" asked Hermione. "We don't remember much about last night after the clock struck midnight. We hoped you would!"

Ginny shook her head. "I can't believe you took us so seriously." She snagged a piece of toast and took a bite. Swallowing quickly, she continued. "We were giving you guys a ribbing about your resolutions."

"We remembered that bit; Ron was rather condescending about our resolutions."

"Well, they certainly don't sound fun," mumbled Ron into his mug.

"Well," began Ginny, pointing at the boys, "Ron and Harry kept on about how you two are not spontaneous; you always think through everything. So Ron dared you."

"Dared us to what?" asked Hermione

"Dared you to do something off the wall…something unexpected," said Ron.

"And we chose to marry?" Severus asked.

"We didn't know what you chose to be honest. You got all mad and grabbed Hermione and said, 'follow me'."

"Before we knew it," Harry said, picking up the story, "you created a Portkey out of a sandwich wrapper from the bushes outside the Three Broomsticks, and we all went to Gretna Green."

"The manager there was right pissed about being woken up again," said Lavender.

"So the four of you just stood by and let us get married?" gasped Hermione.

Ron sat up proudly. "Yep! Harry was your best man, Snape, and Ginny your witness. Before we knew it, the manger had fashioned two rings out of some nails and did the ceremony. Who knew you could kiss like that, Snape!"

"Like what?" growled Severus.

"Like a man who knew what to do," Ron snorted.

"Did you think I was inexperienced with women?"

Why didn't they bring to Harry's house the paper with them? Severus smirked and took a quick look at his body. She had left him marked in several places, especially along the 'V' of muscles that ran from his waist to his groin. He ran a quick Cleaning Charm over himself and dressed, thinking he'd look around for any clue as to what happened last night. It didn't take him long to find what he was looking for; a large piece of parchment was laying on her coffee table. He picked it up and scanned it. Giving a shout, he barged into the bathroom, flung back the shower curtain and watched as Hermione leapt into the air.

"You bastard!" she screamed as she scrambled for something to cover herself with.

"Explain to me why," he dangled the parchment in front of her, "in the name of the seven levels of hell, did we go to Gretna Green and get married!"

PLEASE PLEASE CONTINUE THIS FUNNY BRILLIANT STORY HEHEH! XXXXXX

nicely done!