I love it! Belle is so ruthless and Rumple can't believe she isn't angry with him that he actually starts listing off reasons she should be mad at him (which feels very in-character for him and also makes for a hilarious fic).

Omfg this is just great lmfao!

well damn...

Lol! oh wow, this is the perfect ending to my day XD

I wish you'd continue this crack because ... soooooo much of it is true! The double standards that took place on that ridiculous episode last night so annoyed me. Hook is a hero now!? Hook threatened to kill Belle how many times!? Apologized and atoned for any of it when!? Just... more crack!

OHMYGOD I LOVE YOU. WHY THE HELL ISNT THIS CANON?! :(

I think there are few things funnier than Belle cursing like a sailor, especially when she wants to blow this coughspopstandcoughs.

And the shoes, pity the poor sod that forgets those LOL

Made me laugh! Thanks. Good work, I can hear their voices. What I wouldn't give to hear Belle say fuck. :)

This is positively hilarious and, in my opinion, what absolutely needs to happen!

OMG...I am laughing by behind off! Whump! There it goes. I would so have loved to see this be the plot! Can we please have another chapter?

I request more.
Need more
Because this is fun. And I like fun.

Loved it. Hated the part when Belle was left crying on the street alone after Rumples sacrifice. Thank you:)

I burst out laughing over and over.

Yay you put in Belle! Love it!