Reviews for What Do You Call A Drunk Jew?
1zombiebaby chapter 1 . 2/27/2018
awesome and funny
JEC00k chapter 1 . 1/17/2017
Adorable fic! Drunk Kyle is me sober lol. I loved this story so much. :D
Iamgaytrash911 chapter 1 . 6/10/2016
Ahaha Kyle is hillarious when he's drunk
AngelZ Of DarKness chapter 1 . 11/20/2015
I enjoyed this
AngelZ Of DarKness chapter 1 . 12/10/2014
Ooooh this was Good. You could totally make this into a fabulous story. Good job
CelticQueen09 chapter 1 . 12/3/2014
This was cuuuuuuuuuute! I especially liked Cartman asking "Did anyone order a drunk Jew?" Hahaha! Please continue!
WinchesterSmosher94 chapter 1 . 12/1/2014
Another awesome story of you, loved this! :D I was actually thinking about a scenario like this the other day, with Kyle being too drunk and someone trying something and Cartman being protective, awesome that you made a story like that x)
DarlingDecay chapter 1 . 11/28/2014
Well, here we see again how you write pretty much every single head canon I have and you do it so well! I mean come on, short Kyle, tall Ike, protective Eric, giggly and lightweight drunk Kyle, SO MANY WONDERFUL HEAD CANONS! Not to mention the cute way Kyle obliviously said things like he liked Eric smile, and his hand, and that he felt safe with Eric... X3
And I never thought I would find drunk Kyle so unbelievably adorable, what with him saying he was going to take Eric 'down to China town' I couldn't help giggling like crazy! I love Kyle's drunk speak, I could just envision him stumbling around and slurring.
James on the other hand, is a total douche and I'm glad Eric told him off, though I'm sure if he hadn't needed to keep an eye on Kyle he probably would have taught James a bit more of a lesson, a more violent one. I'm also glad you made sure to put that part in the authors note, I wish everyone knew that getting something doesn't make it your obligation to be nice or friends with the person that did it for you.
And of course a bit of hinting at Eric's feelings for Kyle, which I always love.
Seriously awesome story, I loved it! :D
symphknot chapter 1 . 11/28/2014
Is very good
continuation? i really liked it :c
and-behold chapter 1 . 11/27/2014
This was such a cute fic omf 3 Pretty much all your headcanons match mine; I totally see drunk Kyle as being a giggly, bipolar mess in a dress just as much as I know Cartman would be possessive as fuck in a situation like this.
I lovelovelove your Kyman stories. This is only the second one I've read (the first being Diary of a Douchebag), but, you can be sure I'll read and review all your other Kyman stories as well. You write them SO well. Ughh, I can't get enough of it. I'm super-duper envious of your Kyman writing abilities
empnk chapter 1 . 11/27/2014
Cute. :D Favourite line: "Vroom, vroom." Don't know why, it was just funny and perfect for the scene. XD Made me crack an amused smile. :) Loved the hand holding as well. _

Also, I love the idea of Cartman calling Ike 'Little Jew'. XD It's especially ironic here because Ike is taller than Kyle. :P
9840293840 chapter 1 . 11/27/2014
Amen bro. Never been drunk and I don't think I want to know how I'll be like if I did. Haha, although you claim you don't know what drunks are like, the image of a stumbling, drunk off his ass Kyle is fairly amusing and accurate. I had a big goofy grin reading his slurs. Cartman is so going to tease him later. I know I would (ovo) The ending tho! I'm a sucker for mysterious endings and you defiantly have a great one. Bravo!
rainproofbra chapter 1 . 11/27/2014
This was a hilarious short fic XD 'Mister Driver Man' That made me laugh so hard XD I felt bad for poor Kyle in the beginning... Though I do love Kyman fanfics where Kyle gets drunk and Cartman helps him x3 Thanks for this! Made my day :3
MissMaryMason chapter 1 . 11/27/2014
oh my godddddd i'm cracking up at this fic, everything about it was perfection. for never having drank before, i think you pretty much got the mixed emotions thing down, and the stumbling and falling was cute too. my favorite part definitely had to be at the end with, "Why yes Willzyx, I w'uld li'e t' dance." in which I may or may not have actually laughed so hard I cried because that was just the cutest thing. Kyle is such a cute drunk, and I love that Cartman was protecting him from James. just, ugh, god bless this fic.