I fucking died laughing while reading that! And funnily enough I have the flu!

That was funny - I didn't think Hotch would be so creative in his pick-up lines. Loved the ending

This is so cute. Made me laugh. Thanks. :)

This was adorable !

Can I use the FBI females body inspector pick up line for one of my stories on

That last one! I actually stopped and texted it to my best friend, who then texted it to his girlfriend. He sent me a vid of her reaction, which was pretty much "OMIGOD THAT IS PRETTY MICH THE GREATEST THING I HAVE EVER HEARD" and I was like "RIGHT? HE TOTALLY SHOULDVE ASKED YOU OUT WITH THAT ONE!" Yeah. I'm really tired.

This was hilarious. Thank you

LOL that's only the Hotch you'd see by text. I could see him turning 1000 shades of red thinking about those much less saying them lol

This was GREAT ! OMGOSH. ... I LAUGHED SO HARD :)
What an awesome idea & very well written !
I would have LOVED to seen them as a couple on the show. Bur for now... at least we have fanfiction !
Btw... some of those lines were phenomenal ! (I might just have to use them in my future LOL)

Wonderful! So Funny! Thank You So Much!

Wonderful LINES

part 2? It was great

Oh good lord, that was so much fun to read! Love the lines, especially Aaron's last one with the Female Body Inspectors, since they used that definition of FBI on White Collar too ;) Keep going!

Peace out, Huntress

My favourite was "Is that your service weapon or are you just happy to see me" because they actually carry guns so it can be used on Hotch :") this was great fun and really sweet!

Great story! Very cute! I really enjoyed it!