Reviews for True Love of the Seven Seas
johnd876 chapter 28 . 10/12/2018
Yay! That was a beautiful ending! It made my eyes water at the sheer joy I felt when I discovered Chryseis and Kale staying together!
johnd876 chapter 5 . 10/12/2018
Kermit The Frog: The El Sleezo Cafe." Foreign food. Doesn't smell promising, but... a frog's gotta eat. (The cafe owner is thrown out) Wow. Rough place, huh?
El Sleezo Cafe Owner: That's the toughest, meanest, filthiest pest hole on the face of the Earth!
Kermit The Frog: Why not complain to the owner?
El Sleezo Cafe Owner: I am the owner.
Waiter: (Moves past Kermit) Watch out. Hot plates comin' through. Look out. (Kermit starts to look sick) You got your french-fried frog legs au gratin... you got your frog legs almandine, you got your frog legs stroganoff. Everybody happy? All right.
Woman: Hello, sailor. Buy me a drink?
Kermit The Frog: I'm not a sailor, I'm a frog.
Woman: Cut the small talk and buy me a drink.
Kermit The Frog: I don't even know you.
Man 1: Hey, you makin' a move on my girl?
Kermit The Frog: No, sir.
Woman: He did too. He touched me!
Man 1: Go wash! You'll get warts.
Kermit The Frog: No, that's just a myth.
Man 1: Yeah, but she's my mith!
Kermit The Frog: No, no, myth, myth!
Myth: Yes?
Kermit The Frog: What the hey?
El Sleezo Cafe Piano Player: Show time! Show time at the El Sleezo. (Starts playing the piano) (Addressing the audience) And now, filling in for the vacationing El Sleezo dancing girls... the funny, furry, fabulous... Fozzie Bear!
Fozzie Bear: Wocka, wocka wocka, wocka! You're a great crowd! Thank you, thank you and thank you! Here I am, Fozzie Bear, to tell you jokes both old and rare!
Man 2: Get off the stage!
Fozzie Bear: Let's start things off with a bang! (An explosion occurs) Thank you, sir.
Man 2: This guy's lost.
Man 3: Maybe he should try Hare Krishna.
Kermit The Frog: Good grief. It's a running gag.
Fozzie Bear: There was this sailor who was so fat...
Overweight Sailor: (Smashes a beer bottle on the table he is sitting at) How fat was he?!
Fozzie Bear: (Takes his hat off in nervousness) He was so fat that everybody liked him... and there was nothing funny about him at all. (Waves his hand to the side in a reassuring manner)
Guest chapter 28 . 5/18/2018
Love the whole story! Absolutely Outstanding. Have you ever considered in making another part of the story?
EmeraldEyes2000 chapter 28 . 4/4/2018
This will always be a favourite of mine, and I will always have a rainy day, and a few good hours available to relive this adventure. Thank you, for a good story.
JazzGirl chapter 28 . 3/15/2018
Fucking 11! Thank you so much for this story!
Carlisle Fan 22 chapter 28 . 2/22/2018
I would rate this a 10 on the scale. Excellent work on this. I loved this story.
Guest chapter 28 . 2/20/2018
Wolfman sorry wolfman
Guest chapter 28 . 2/20/2018
Have you ever thought of making a Wildman 2010 fanfic Lawrence Talbot x oc please
Guest chapter 28 . 2/20/2018
It was an 11, don't be so hard on yourself.
Guest chapter 27 . 2/19/2018
Interesting. I wonder how it’s going to end
Mathew5641 chapter 28 . 2/20/2018
I really enjoyed the story and if I had to give it a rating between 1 and 10 it would be 7
1jesus chapter 28 . 2/20/2018
Can you also do the OC The Incredibles fanfiction and make the pair be OC x Helen Parr (Elasti-Girl)
Shadow Spears chapter 28 . 2/20/2018
-sobs while wiping my eyes- I give this a twenty! -blew her nose, sniffling- Wonderful job!
dehnl7517 chapter 27 . 2/19/2018
Ooooooh I can’t wait for the next chapter! :) Loving Kale’s protectiveness.
Shadow Spears chapter 27 . 2/19/2018
Oh geez, I'm so anxious! KALE KALE, CHOOSE KALE FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!
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