Reviews for Undertaker
Quatermass chapter 5 . 1/9
You know, I actually prefer the version of V's speech from the original graphic novel. It makes V out to be a HR manager in a meeting with humanity. Here's the speech...

"Good evening, London. I thought it time we had a little talk. Are you sitting comfortably? Then I'll begin...

I suppose you're wondering why I've called you here this evening. Well you see, I'm not entirely satisfied with your performance lately…. I'm afraid your work's been slipping, and...and well, I'm afraid we've been thinking about letting you go.

Oh, I know, I know. You've been with the company a long time now. Almost...Let me see. Almost ten thousand years! My word, doesn't time fly? It seems like only yesterday… I remember the day you commenced your employment, swinging down from the trees, fresh-faced and nervous, A bone clasped in your bristling fist... "Where do I start, sir?" You asked, plaintively.

I recall my exact words: "There's a pile of dinosaur eggs over there, youngster," I said smiling paternally all the while. "Get sucking."

Well, we've certainly come a long way since then, haven’t we? And yes, yes, you're right, in all that time you haven’t missed a day. Well done, thou good and faithful servant. Also please don't think I've forgotten about your out-standing service record, or about all of the invaluable contributions that you've made to the company... Fire, the wheel, agriculture...It's an impressive list, old-timer. A jolly impressive list. Don't get me wrong.

But...well, to be frank, we've had our problems, too. There's no getting away from it. Do you know what I think a lot of it stems from? I'll tell you... It's your basic unwillingness to get on within the company. You don't seem to want to face up to any real responsibility, or to be your own boss. Lord knows, you've been given plenty of opportunities...We've offered you promotion time and time again, and each time you've turned us down: "I couldn't handle the work, Guv'nor," you wheedled. "I know my place"

To be frank, you're not trying, are you? You see, you've been standing still for far too long, and it's starting to show in your work... And I might add, in your general standard behaviour. The constant bickering on the factory floor has not escaped my attention...Nor the recent bouts of rowdiness in the staff canteen. Then of course there's... Hmmmm. Well, I didn't really want to have to bring this up, but...Well, you see I've been hearing some disturbing rumours about your personal life.

No, never you mind who told me. No names, no pack drill... I understand that you are unable to get on with your spouse. I hear that you argue. I am told that you shout. Violence has been mentioned. I am reliably informed that you always hurt the one you love...The one you shouldn't hurt at all.

And what about the children? It's always the children who suffer, as you're well aware. Poor little mites. What are they to make of it? What are they to make of your bullying, your despair, your cowardice and all your fondly nurtured bigotries? Really, it's not good enough, is it? And it's no good blaming the drop in work standards upon bad management, either...

Though, to be sure, the management is very bad. In fact, let us not mince words ... the management is terrible! We've had a string of embezzlers, frauds, liars and lunatics making a string of catastrophic decisions. This is plain fact.

But who elected them? It was you! You who appointed these people! You who gave them the power to make your decisions for you! While I'll admit that anyone can make a mistake once, to go on making the same lethal errors century after century seems to me nothing short of deliberate.

You have encouraged these malicious incompetents, who have made your working life a shambles. You have accepted without question their senseless orders. You have allowed them to fill your workspace with dangerous and unproven machines.

All you had to say was "NO." You have no spine. You have no pride. You are no longer an asset to the company. I will however, be generous. You will be granted two years to show me some improvement in your work. If at the end of that time you are still unwilling to make a go of it...

You're fired.

That will be all. You may return to your labors."
StoneTheLoner chapter 6 . 11/12/2019
That teaser softened the blow of how short this story is. I get making the attempt, but to actually get somewhere with it? It undermines his position in the story and begs the question of who the fck Sachi is anyway. The only thing she has going for her is genetics while Naruto has the same as well as years of experience, training, and Fox chakra supercharging everything about him. As far as roles go she should be a bad*ss to everyone BUT Naruto. I didn't even read that chapter and already I kind of hate it and her. She's problematic.
StoneTheLoner chapter 5 . 11/12/2019
This plot twist couldn't be anymore obvious so I wish you would stop forcing the suspense and mystery angle. Sakura wasn't revived when he tried because it gave life to the child in her stomach instead. She was born in a grave after Naruto buried Sakura when he thought he'd failed. Sakura is dead and this plothread is getting boring. Not to mention it makes Naruto seem like an idiot. "She was born in a grave huh? Well I could find out which one and oh boy what a surprise it would be if it turned out to be Sakura's... but nah. I think I'll just stew on this Sakura being alive angle. Why oh why would she fake her death and do something so crazy as having a kid in a grave, hmmm?"

It's like watching someone trying to figure out why 225. It doesn't dumb*ss, so why don't you try again.
StoneTheLoner chapter 4 . 11/12/2019
I feel like the story could've done without this particular plot twist. I'm not too interesting in it.
armysugakookie chapter 1 . 7/10/2019
He called the mayor "my boy" makes me wonder just how old naruto is in this fic
Also his personality seems more sasuke than naruto. Tbh it wouldn't make much difference if sasuke is the mc of this fic. I mean all we needed is their skills
"Unjust murder"
Meaning he will overlook those just murders. I hope he won't kill Ed or Jerome cause I love them.
KingOfEternity chapter 6 . 3/2/2019
this should be fun lol
WolfyBoy83 chapter 6 . 8/10/2018
Hi are you going to finish the story
Nemisis420 chapter 5 . 7/17/2018
nice v for vendendetta reference
Guest chapter 6 . 4/6/2018
So... what happened to Oswald?
Guest chapter 6 . 1/4/2018
why haven't you updated this in two and a half years?!
Guest chapter 6 . 5/30/2017
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animecutylover chapter 6 . 5/27/2017
Omg! What?! Sachi! Why?! O-O
animecutylover chapter 5 . 5/27/2017
Omg! Wow. The station actually hired bad guys?
animecutylover chapter 4 . 5/27/2017
Lol. Poor Naruto. He must be so confused right now.
animecutylover chapter 3 . 5/16/2017
Sakura?! And all this time I thought it was Hinata! Why Sakura anyways?
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