Reviews for Ways of Breaking Up
Queen-Of-DollZ chapter 1 . 4/27/2017
To answer your question... I'd go "School Days" on him... As horrible as that anime was, it would just feel right.
Gamer chapter 1 . 3/1/2017
I wished White was there as well. Loved the input from the Egg Twins! Though all of these ideas were so unrealistic they made a great laughing material!
Cakly chapter 1 . 9/5/2016
I don't know if you see this. However, if I was in Alice's place, I would take him to somewhere that people won't be (but with friend s in the shadows for safety) and say him to close his eyes ( with a reason at that time) and kick his ball VERY hard then said beaking up with him.
Jedi Alice chapter 1 . 5/11/2016
If it were me, I'd surprise him while he was just finishing the make-out session, a baseball bat in my hands, before going all "Pretty Little Psycho" on him, beating the shit out of him, making sure that he was rendered unrecognizable. Then, I'd use the inevitably spilt blood to write "Dead Men Tell No Tales" on the wall, incinerate the baseball bat and walk away singing "Pretty Little Psycho." (Incert Joker laugh)
Kitsune9127 chapter 1 . 4/29/2016
Cheat on him with blood
bleedingnightingale chapter 1 . 6/12/2015
Yesyesyes Black x Alice woo! I mean they didn't end up together, but I'd like to pretend that after Alice moved on from Charles, Black gets the nerve to ask her out.
Hmm...if I were in Alice's shoes...well now that I think about it, I'd do what Alice did. I wouldn't try to be his friend, but I also wouldn't give him a reason. I'd just end it.
Thanks for the story!
Kagome Pureheart chapter 1 . 5/5/2015
Ah..I wish Vivaldi and Ace would have come up with ideas too. Once I get past the swearing, Black is super cute...I blame his tsuntsunness.
H.Mango chapter 1 . 4/10/2015
If you don't mind, I'm just gonna copy a part of your fic to get with the flow . (I feel so shameless haha I'm sorry)

Alice led him to the rooftop. Charles followed calmly, and the two stood there by the railings. Alice stared at his strong back which she used to love.

"So," Charles turned to her with a smile. "What's the talk?"

He knew that something was up the moment Alice wanted to talk. "Can we have a talk?" And other similar phrases were practically just some secret codes to "We've got a problem mister."

Perhaps she discovered his multiple rendezvous with other female students, not that it really mattered much. Honestly, this was the longest that he'd gone in a pretentious relationship. The soft smile that nested on the girl's face, failed to properly indicate the current state of her thoughts. They both waited for someone to break the ice, an finally, unable to bear the heavy silence, Alice groaned in frustration, clutching her head, she suddenly bent down. Ruffling her hair in the process, the shy demeanor she previously held, gone with the curse that forced itself out of her mouth. "Fuck! Screw this all." This of course startled the guy, and before Charles could approach the girl and ask if she was alright, Alice hastily straightened her back and gave Charles a hard stare. Hot tears, freely rolled down her cheeks as she continued to glare at the man she believed was her true love. "Let me punch you." Charles was on his way to try and comfort the girl when she had unexpectedly blurted out her need to punch him. "Alice do- pardon?" He was clearly confused, judging by the perplexed expression on his face. Who wouldn't be? "Let me punch you." Before he could further question Alice's intentions, the girl pulled her fist back and punched him straight on the cheek.

Charles lost his balance, stumbling backwards and falling on his ass, his right hand reaching to touch his injured cheek. "W-wait Alice I can explain!" Frantically, he moved away from the girl who was cracking her knuckles intimidatingly. "That was for cheating on me." She stepped closer to her victim, glare still menacing, as the larger male prepared himself for another hit. Closing his eyes, he couldn't believe he was actually going to get beaten up by a girl, his girlfriend whom he thought to be meek, and shy, following her elder sister's grace, nonetheless. However the strong masculine punch he had expected from his girlfriend never came, instead he felt a light flick on his forehead. The soft sound of sniffles, desperately being suppressed made Charles open his eyes and look at Alice. The tears still flowed down her face but gone was her glare, instead she was smiling, brows furrowed together, but undoubtedly smiling at him. "And this is for not being my ideal boyfriend." How silly she was. Truly Alice felt like she was stupid. Charles was rendered speechless, he simply watched the crying girl extend her hand towards him. Seeing that Charles made no move to grab onto her hand as an effort to stand, Alice just took his wrist into her hands and pulled him up. "I guess I can't blame you though-" she let out a short laugh, but it sounded way too forced for both of their ears. "I'm not really the ideal girlfriend either."

Gathering all the courage she had left, she took a deep breath and smiled at her boyfriend"Let's break up." Now he was her ex boyfriend. She laughed lightly to break the tense atmosphere between them and moved to pat Charles on the back. "Hey, we can still hangout and all if you want to, we're friends! I just need some time before I can properly face you ok." She didn't give him a chance to talk, she didn't even give him space to TRY explaining, clearly she just wanted it to be over. The right thing to do was to hear him out, even if it might turn out to be useless, she should at least do that, but she couldn't. She was weak, she didn't want to hear what he had to say. She didn't have the courage to listen, she was too scared to properly open her ears for him. But you couldn't blame her for being such a coward could you?

"Well I gotta go now. Bye." Alice turned away and walked off, bot even sparing him another glance as she waved goodbye. This was the first time that Charles felt heavily guilty over getting caught cheating, and it was the first time he felt like he truly messed up something important. "Damn!"
Matchmakingdove1028 chapter 1 . 3/17/2015
My sadist mond could easily conjure up a LOT of painful ways to 'break up' hehehe but there's so much I'm not going to bother to write it down here. XDD
BrokenBlackCat chapter 1 . 11/2/2014
Why didn't I read this before? Gaah, so funny and cute and I wanted more Black x Alice! And if I were Alice, I guess I would punch him at most...or maybe break some few bones here and there. But then again, I don't have that strength so blackmails or humiliating pictures would do! (if I don't get caught of course...that is cyber bullying and I don't still wanna go to jail...my good records will be broken!) or I can just go with what Alice did...Okay, so I'm definitely gong with what Alice did!
Guest chapter 1 . 10/26/2014
If I was in Alice's shoes, I think that I would insult him and break up with him, although the choices proposed in your story seem appealing... Dumpty's/Dum's is what I woud choose. Something humiliating. Your fanfics are great as usual, and this one is no exception. I really liked all of the characters ideas, but what I found to be the sweetest was how Alice forgave him, sort of. It's very characteristic of her. The ending was realistic, and I just think that this fanfic was wonderfu, thanks for writing it!
Eternity Crystal chapter 1 . 10/11/2014
Hmm. I dunno. If I were in Alice's shoes, I'd probably find out the name of the girl, leave Charles a note from "her", bring him out to a public place, exchange some angry words, and then knee him in the groin.

.::Eternity Crystal::.
harvestlight441 chapter 1 . 10/11/2014
I would've pushed him off the roof
saphirathangel chapter 1 . 10/7/2014
I'll confront him like alice did,with a smile and dump his useless ass! In a nice way cause i want him to realize exactly what kind of girl he just played! That useless bastard...
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P.s is it just me or does blood seem like a sassy gay friend...
Dazzy Dizzie chapter 1 . 10/6/2014
I thought Alice should have done the same thing to Charles, except she'll do it in front of his face-and by that, I mean she'll just start "snogging," as you put it, with another person. And right after, she'll straight up say, "I'm breaking up with you."
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