This is extremely funny, well done.

Honestly you should continue this! It has been more than 2 years. I am loving this so much. I have read all Twilight books and watched films as well and am currently reading second book of FSOG. I think FSOG will be better than Twilight (Twilight series was really lame) Honestly, there were so many similarities between two books - stupid characters, lame writing style, etc etc... the list is endless. Please continue this. I love this :D It's really hilarious :D

Don't let the haters get you down! And for anyone reading this comment please look up the meaning of 'parody' in the dictionary if you possess one. You made the decision to read it so if you don't like it DONT FUCKING READ IT! this is the internet and everyone can write what they want to so instead of insulting someone who's actually writing a pretty good piece of fiction here- why don't you leave them alone and read something that you would enjoy? She/he is writing a PARODY and that's what you're gonna get u MORONS.

This is brilliant. Please give me more. You're hilarious. #downwithfsg

YESSSSSSSSSSS! I'm sorry, I just had to freak out. :D I love your writing style, and, although I haven't read Fifty Shades or Twilight (and never, ever, ever, ever, ever mean to) a lot of people I know are crazy about this crap and you have come to save us all. xP

merlin this is brilliant

Fsog is better than a gay girl and 2 gay men I mean twilight. HAHAHA

awesome! I love it! please continue!

Thank you! Someone actually agrees with me that fifty shades of f*** is one of the most crappiest stories in the whole entire universe! Thank you for writing a decent fanfic!

..m-m-mummy porn? NOOO, my brain can't take it O_O

Dude, mention the inner slutba-I mean "inner goddess" thing!

This story is cute. Admittedly, I don't find it particularly funny, but I do like it.

*cough* Because you wrote "shite," I am reading this in the voice of Elsa Mars from American Horror S4:Story Freak Show...

Aaaaannnd your comment at the beggining did nothing to ward off the people running around talking about how much your story sucks. Oh, and to the guest who reported the story- it ain't getting taken down. Coming from a member of Critics United, this story does not break any rules. Parody is a category for a reason.

Oh, you must have way too much free time on your hands. I mean, you wasted 1000 words on this pathetic excuse of a fanfiction.

Check which site you're on: FSOG FANFICTION. Not MAKE FUN OF *insert book, movie, etc* FANFICTION.
No one wants to read this and this is offensive to those who like it.
Go back to the school, kid.
Reported.

Muhahahahaha! Your hilarity astounds me! This is excellent! Then again, I am in support of anything that is Anti-Twilight!