He's a poet, 'n' don't know it.

Must a been a challenge to write this in KP style, nice work!

Invader Johnny Signing Off.

Of books boring and pointless you never would buy
The worst is the Handbook of Middleton High
Twelve pages of rules on walking in halls
And a full color warning, "Keep Clean Restroom Stalls"

But now there's a preface to the new fall edition
An original poem that breaks with tradition
How it got in past Barkin, we never will tell
Lest we loose our best chance for a handbook that's swell

Nice poem. Many authors here have celebrated the mystic union of Kim Possible and the poetry of Theodore Gisel, and we always need more.