This is wonderful, it reads like a mix between Doctor Who, a Stephen King book with the Scoobs being the main cast. I never knew I wanted something like this but I do, so thanks.

I'm going out on a limb there after rereading this chapter. Is a roomba named Stabby with them?

You've managed to make Kennedy's character into such a bitch. You've done it in such a way that suggests that she's either jealous of Willow's friendship with Xander or that Xander is her bitch-focus, i.e. her bitch-itude is focused on Xander.

This would be my most favoritestest show if they ever made it.

I don't think you need a running gag. The ones you have are gold and mead already.

Yepp, dem's dem good endorphines.

Herer I laughed at the twins, but the end hit too near to not find it depressing.

I have never seen that movie but even I knew that something was one the fifth floor as they mentioned it. Especially as Xander said "wait for me here (in the Lobby). It's just a wonder that Buffy found the right way.

I like this story more and more and more.

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Hellgate: London anyone?
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I just mean that, y'know, it would explain a bit.

Seems like Xander is collecting titles.

all I can say is;

more

please

great chapter

Loved seeing this updated. Well done.

I have come to the conclusion that I will binge-read this story from beginning to end every time you update, cause apparently that's exactly what I end up doing.