Very amusing and very believable as well! :-D
But yeah, suspect there is something to be said to the theories that Aizen ranked them by amount of Reiryoku

ROFL xD

bursts out laughing That was perfect, seriously how the hell did he end up getting the top spot? Two captains took him out in a fit of rage simply because he happened to keep interrupting their fight. Also that's a perfect reason for Yammy to have a hidden number.

There are Yammy lovers?

This has just become my head-canon. It's awesome - funny and accurate. I bet Ulquiorra or even Grimmjow could've killed him.

Please write more about the Espada!

HAHAHA
oh my gosh that last part was precious :)

Wonderful! This had me laughing. It all makes sense now. Number zero espada indeed. The dual defeat had me smirking. But hitting Zommari while he was meditating, ha. I expect Zommari sensed him but it never occurred to him Yammy would do anything as stupid as attacking him.

And so a meaningless title was given, to shut up an annoying idiot. Aizen knows how to be a politician.

Well done sir.

I really don't have much to say other than that was hilarious! You managed to keep several of the characters relatively in character, while still twisting the premise to a comedy. I don't think I considered that possibility when I made the prompt, but I am VERY happy you did as had you made it a serious fic, I don't think it would have been near as good as it was. So, kudos on that.

Aww, how cute; Yammy thought he won! :3 Loved it!

I loved Grimmjow's part! Awesome stuff, keep it up!

LOL!

Oh, Yammy. That rascal.