After coming from your all-dialogue piece, this one surprised me. It was *so* witty. ;)
And Peking Opera? Rock on.

Hehe, very good story!

Brilliant stuff! If Tim is Monkey, does that make Dick Pigsy? And... Bruce Sandy? Babs would have to be Kwan Yin (though she'd probably hate me for saying that) and Cass... Hmm... that's going to take a little thought! Don't think she quite fits any of the traditional roles - except maybe a dragon. And I'm not taking that analogy any further for fear of mass double entendres...!

Very funny. Dare I hope there's more to come? I like Tim and Cass as a pair, be it in action or out of costume.

Very funny. Very...asiatic.

However...

In another universe, you made it so; A) Tim IS a fairy and B) He CAN kick her butt.

...I humbly beg for forgiveness and grovel in the frozen sludge I find attatched to my wheel well every morning, requesting more twenty-verse stories.

Nothing is better than Tim an' Cass, no matter how weird the situation. I bow down to your silly-ness.