lolol

Wow; a very unusual and original idea for a story; quite a different twist than seen in the films!

Man. Snape is terrible at sex ed.

"Peeves will be watching you."

Yup, can't imagine a better cock-block than that, and of course Peeves would watch the older students, that pervert poltergeist.

Now I'm wondering how the Malfoy's ended up arranging the match between Icicle and Draco, and how her family managed to hid the succubus-ness from the general public. They must have been a Good Old Pureblooded family to make such a match with the Malfoys, but to also hide something that I'm sure wizards would have considered 'creature' rather than 'wizard-kind'.

Though I know you're not writing on this story anymore.

Here's hoping you are doing well, in whatever you are doing now.

Congress? Fantastic!

I laughed so hard, this is hilarious!

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I died, this was hilarious xD thanks for writing this

OH MY FUCKING GOD

'Peeves will be watching you.' XD XD xxx

Now, 11-year-olds not knowing what sex is in a medieval society is a bit hard to believe - like, suspension-breaking hard. However, I do wish you'd have expounded more on the Slythering Kama Sutra, as apparently Malfoy isn't great at metaphors...literal metaphors, in this case, well played:p

THIS WAS HILARIOUS, the MOST funniest story I've ever had the pleasure of reading. Keep up the good work!

Ahahaha "She - she didn't show me personally!" Too funny xD

I know I have already reviewed once but i swear it gets funnier and funnier every time!

LOL I'm supposed to be in bed and i was trying so hard not to laugh.

"Peeves will be watching you!" :L

*Wipes tears from eyes!* Will def read this when i need cheering up.

I'm not quite sure what made you come up with this but it cracks me up every time! :L Its really funny. I have to say my favourite line was:

"That explains the courgettes then." I don't know why but it just is!