I loved this, and I'm kinda disappointed in myself at how much I truly enjoyed this...I need to go reevaluate my life...

Is it sad that I could actually make out most of the words in this chapter on the first read without a translation?

Hey! I deciphered it!

I honestly and truly laughed out loud multiple times (not to be confused with the 'lol' of mild amusement). Thank you for the effort you invested in creating and sharing this - I truly hope no one gave you grief for this excellent bit of satire!

I do like your sense of humour, and the guide was quite good. Though I have seen some VERY adult stories on this site (AO3 is best of course!) and some very well done OC's (This is VERY rare!) Nice work.

I can't believe I'm still reading... Actually I can. Good sat- ummm Good jok- No, no, uhm? Can I rephrase that? What I meant to say is all I have to do for satire is turn my attention to American Politics. (Also known as the idiot parade) Its good to see satire that isn't in the news.

I read homestuck. I can too read your zero-instead-of-letter-o bs without killing my reading speed.

Just finished it now and holy shit. I'm meant to be asleep right now, it's 1:18am are this very moment, and I kept having to stop laughing. Surprisingly there were words of wisdom in there somewhere and I also now have a few crack fic ideas and the actual meaning of bamf which has been bugging me for a while. Thank you for this, it was amazing. Except the grammar sections *shudders* that may give me nightmares yet.

I'm probably going to write another review when I finish this but HOLY SHIT BALLET DANCING UTHER. If I ever make a crack fic I'm using that so much and if you like I will credit you in the A/N because I just had to stifle giggles at the mention of it

impressive

I must say that this was one of the most amusing things I've read for a while (perhaps due to a lack of sleep and night humor at 4 am but who knows) great guide anyway.

You are awesome! This guide is absolutely thorough and hilarious!

Genital herpes. Do you watch Supernatural?
Also, it's 3 AM and I'm snorting like an idiot

Wow, I actually found this quite entertaining. Also, I found myself agreeing with quite a few things, and have found examples of literally everything mentioned in this in a Merlin fanfiction. I've only ever written one Merlin fanfiction, and it was a crossover, so I didn't take any personal offense from this. In fact, I found it funny. But I was silently cursing you for most of Chapter 8, and it screwed with my double-vision, giving me a headache.
But overall, this was very enjoyable to read (surprisingly)!

One of the most unpleasant chapters I have ever read. I mean... Once I hit the sub-heading 'The Trouble with Capital' (Not re-writing it the way you had it. I'm both lazy and can't bring myself to do that.) It become kind of hard to read through. I think I have a headache. Yup. I have a headache now. Thanks a lot for that.