Author I love your story! Where did ya goooo?! Come back and finish it at least... please. All ramblings aside I hope you are faring well!

Actually, I was attempting to burn the tree down, but hey, that works too.
Poor little Ghirahim, here's a kiss for ya. *smashes him into the ground with the megaton hammer*MAN UP! YOU WANT TO PEOPLE TO APRECCIATE YOU, YOU LITTLE WORM? THEN TAKE THESE LEMONS, AND GO MURDER LIFE!*takes out a picture of "life", who looks suspiciously like Dark* BURN HIS HOUSE DOWN!
*crawls into lil' Dark's igloo*'sup.
Hmm, I'll refrain from makin' a threat here for the moment. Need to resharpen my zest for 'em. Using obscure japanese monsters is a mark of my boredom.
Cya. Probably in hell.

Hmm, true. Pushing him off an Empire State Building would be great. *smirks and sneaks up behind him and pushes him off* But also, it's hard to communicate with my lord because I usually don't have the time to. Or I'm either dealing with Shadow by keeping him from hurting himself. Even if he's on a mission he's like getting himself hurt *smacks shadow on the head* your more stupider than Ganny Shade. Please be smarter. At least more smart than Lord Vaati. Because I think someone needs to be smarter than Vaati (Besides me of course XD TROLLOL)

*catches tumbleweed in bug net* Thanks! ...for some strange reason these are useful in skyloft! But NOOOOO! How will Dark ever find me to kidnap...*coughs*...sorry... "kidnap" me if I'm in another dimension?...Oh and for the record, Dark rarely drinks beer... he's more for whiskey, rum and vodka!
Was Vaati seriously considering kissing Ghira to get out of the tree glitch? I thought this wasn't going to be a yaoi fic? But even if it was I can't say it's my favourite pairing...(everyone should be paired with Dark...mwahahahaha) And the dramatic scene break...I for one heard the eastenders drum theme.
Oh look spawn of green is back... I was wondering about him...how come he didn't recognise Ganny? I thought that sort of thing was ingrained in their blood or something. And is Jeremy Clarkson gonna come and do a review of the tree floating down the river?

Poor Vaati. Here, let me help you...DIN'S FIRE! Minor question, authorly one: have you seen any fics with a Tingle/Dark romance? Might be amusing. Hehe.
It's a rule. All good authors are sadistic in some way, keeps the audience interested and the reviewers stalking you with death threats for completion. Like a Wan-yudo hidden in your rafters.

Lucky for me, being a planeswalking necromancer/summoner has its benefits. i.e. escaping PO'ed lawyers and framing dear Sasuke. That'll teach him, killin' Itachi like that...
*somewhere in the background* Hail Itachi-sama!

I. Am. Such a terrible person -.- I forgot to review again... Either that or I was so bowled over by your awesomeness that I passed out and had amnesia... yeah we'll go with that.
I continue to love and worship Dark... I'm sure you're in total shock about that but I did have the words "away Ghirahim" stuck in my mind for quite some time. I think Dark just points epically to the sky whilst he gives that command.

Dark, you're so amazing, handsome, intelligent, suave, charming and just an all-round awesome villain!
Dark: I know babe, I know... But keep on worshipping me, I do enjoy it.

Is Vaati still stuck in the glitched tree? Usually the start of some kind of cheat ...a la infinite bomb arrows in TP. Maybe there's a cheat he could exploit there if he equips a certain item and then tries to warp somewhere specific?!

I get the ominous feeling Ganny isn't dead. For the simple fact the goddeses themselves won't let him die (as per the first fight with Dark in the water temple). Oh plot hole fairy, you've sullied us with your appearance yet again!

Oh trust me. Vaati is single alright. And my relationship with Dark... Pretty much romantic as in together. Even if he tortures my master and brother I can't really control his actions about that except for when he's with me. And the incident... Hm let's see... Well let's just say I either almost killed Em or pushed him off the edge of a cliff or something. Yeah something about almost killing him. My mind has been fuzzy about that thanks to my dark Lord But we hardly see each other so yea it's hard for me. I don't know about Dark though. But thank you for that compliment of me not being as dumb as Shady. I love my brother but I'm as smart and intelligent as my master so yea. No one shall compare me to Shady

Sadly, no. The author is a sadist spawned from the depths of Qlippoth, raised on the teachings of the seven Hells and fed on the food of the most malicious of Fae. Probably drank from the river Styx while she was at it. Even more sadly, that's why we reviewers love her.
That's also why I will send the furies (and duct tape. And barbeque forks) after you if you miss an update, hm?
Gaara:...*unconscious*
Me: ...so dead.
*faint sounds of evil shouting lawyers in the distance*
Prayer: We can always blame Sasuke.

p.s.

Eh, true. But if believe he's like 20 I guess. Oh well we will never know. But even he doesn't like me at least 50%. Just because of an incident before he was kidnapped. XD Even if he were to date me, it does sound weird. I would love you to make them suffer. for my King's sake. But dark should make them suffer too. Me and Dark have a kind of.. Relationship going on. Oh shit. I don't make sense don't i? DX shit. I'm becoming like Shadow. Well to make it short, make th suffer, I wouldn't date Vaati no matter if he's ageless or not, and me and dark have this kind of relationship blah blah blah... Ugh for the love of Nayru, dammit Vaati and Shadow..

Yaaaaay! *cheers very happily and gets up off the destroyed fourth wall*
Dark lives! Long live King Dark!
Okay I'll review properly now!
You are such a comedy genius! Loved Ghirahim's flying apparatus. I can see him being quite a good flier what with all the flapping and prancing he does! I'm equally curious as Ganny about Ezlo... I mean, if he doesn't excrete, then surely he doesn't eat either. The only thing he does that qualifies him as alive is moving! Did it not occur to Purple... I mean Vaati to strike out on his own like Shaddy's trying to? Or perhaps he's sticking around purely for your writing? I'm starting to think he actually likes it, or perhaps he just enjoys Ganny's company.
Back to Dark... I just love the way you write him. He's hilarious! Love the inner monologue too since he's self absorbed and arrogant enough to have one as well as make everyone stand around until he's finished it! :D Reminds me of a scene in yugioh abridged! Thanks for obliging me and writing him as ridiculously perfect (which he is anyway).
I'm desperate to find out what Shaddy's buying from 'Old Man' ... no, really. I'm sure it'll be the one item needed to save the day except Ganny will either break it or shove it up his nose!

*eyes hypnotised author* OH no, we can't have THAT kind of nonsense! *begins bashing Cortex with frying pan*
Prayer(wearing Gaara's sand gourd): Well, since our esteemed and somewhat insane reviewer is currently occupied, I'll do the honors, yeah? First:*pulls out paper sheet* Vaati, you are an affront and an embarresment to evil sorcerers everywhere. Your Eldritch Wizards Anonymous membership card is now revoked. Oh, and ya might wanna run cause a few of 'em are huntin' you with various bondage implememts. For some reason the hunters are all female... huh. *throws away paper*
So we got Gaara managed, *gestures towards the gourd* The megaton hammer is awesome, and I need a change of clothes from dodging sand all week.
Me*pauses*wait... what'd you do to Gaara?
Prayer: Nothing much, why?
Me:...you mind-flayed him, didn't you..?
Prayer*menacing grin* ...his soul was like a delicious cherry all soaked in syrup...
Me:*pales*the lawyers are gonna kill us...
Prayer:*faces Cortex*We are watching you...
*gunfire*

Yes of course. I will of course seal Ganny away and become ruler of all realms! And yes, there is tons of Vaati x Shadow Link (Which I fell so sorry for shade lol) But if Vaati does actually think of dating any of his creations he's gonna have to think twice. That means by our ages. Because he's like how old? 20? And me and Shade is like 14 or 15? But anyways I still, after a few minutes of thinking about my plan, I might fail. Hopefully I won't die and end up being someone else's slave. Don't know who but it's better than being dead.

*crouching behind bunker door*On second thought, unleashing Gaara was a horrible idea. *explosion, screams outside* ...they're tryin' to bomb him now?
So, how was vacation for ya? For some unknown reason, during the last two weeks, no one in my alerts updated until 3 days ago. Weird, and annoying. I spent most of my time on ffn searching for new material or just bored outta my mind.
Anyway, I'd like ya to know, with all due loyalty, that you make a horrible spirit guide, though dropping a tree was a new one. And... a breeze killed Dark's gps..? Are we sure this fic isn't set in Discworld or something? And seriously Vaati, your master disappears, is possibly dead... and ya go an' go look for him..? That sounded better in my head.
Aw well, Cya next week, or face Prayer.*jerks thumb at black wearing kid with red fire in hand*

*still sitting atop the pile of rubble formerly known as the fourth wall having spend the past fortnight digging and completely forgetting to leave a review for the last chapter*
Nope...not moving *folds arms and pouts* not properly reviewing until I know that Dark is safe. I don't care how consistently humorous her writing is... or much laughed at the words "bulging sack" (I'm not sure the author realised I would interpret the words like that, but such is the corruptive influence Dark has had), nor the fact that I thought the idea of Vaati riding an imaginary horse was something worthy of Monty Python.
Nope... nothing *turns her head and closes her eyes* I'm not interested in what apps Shadow has on his tablet... or the fact that I loved Ganny getting his lips frozen in a puddle *sends paparazzi photographer to take pictures of Vaati dancing naked only to be foiled by the author's deletion*
I'm on review strike! *lights candle and lays a wreath of dead flowers*
DAAAAAARRRRRRK!

It's a true fact that they could be derpy. Plus you should tell Vaati to get a new fucking girlfriends or end up dating one of his two creations. XD But I could at least try showing my affection for those two. Maybe prepare something for them to use on Ganon. Maybe kill him. And I love the two so much. I would do anything to make their lives better. and hopefully those two will get their brains out of their ass and think for once. Your doing really great on the story though. I just want to kidnap the two back an bring them back to the wind palace. Than again I might end up getting kidnapped with those two and be stuck serving Ganondork. I wouldn't mind but I might strangle Ganon of course.