when pricked by the rose:
dipper: buzz off
mabel: flying monkeyunicornbearz tacke me tha ledar
soos: lame
stan: talking treasure chest in a golden tooth from jersey?
wendy: i don't have the energy for this.

This is like what happened to me when I ate that moldy bread! Haha, bread!

Oh well, I'm glad it ended, because only God knows what unthinkable things would come out from Soos' head.
Interesting, a little weird but it was worth it. I liked Mabel and her fly mask the most.

Oh Soos. Porr Dipper.

AWESOME DUDE!

This was funny! :D That rose is out to get everyone who touches it! :D

And I was going to say, what are you doing here Sal? :) Welcome to Gravity Falls! :D And I still have yet to continue reading the next chapter of Return from Limbo. :) I have it on my mind to look at as soon as I can :)

Great job all the same :)

Alisi Thorndyke :)

well, Soos took that better than Dipper, that's for sure

This was hilarious and well-written! I really hope you post more in this section soon. Welcome to the Gravity Falls section by the way!

-TDN

Great one-shot you got there and very entertaining as well. The characters were themselves, the pacing was consistent and it was overall funny due to Dipper's hallucinations. That and thanks for the shout out, Sal. I appreciate that very much.

Keep up the great work! :D