Reviews for let me show you the ways
H.R.C. Stanley chapter 3 . 12/27/2018
Please update soon.
H.R.C. Stanley chapter 2 . 12/27/2018
Short but very funny.
H.R.C. Stanley chapter 1 . 12/27/2018
Sexy start. I wanna see more.
DavidAlatriste chapter 3 . 7/15/2015
This is perfect! Will there be more? I agree with you, this fandom doesnt have enoguh smut as it should
Guest chapter 3 . 8/13/2014
Love this so much! And you almost got the sentence in Portuguese right, but it should be "destrua" instead of "destruir"
SlaraNishicroft1 chapter 3 . 4/26/2014
I'm gonna keep this as short as possible. You're doing an amazing job with these! It's practically perfect! But there's just one thing you might consider. It would be cool to know what clothes Lara and Sam are wearing before they rip them off of each other!
Just a thought, SN1
ScarletVirus33 chapter 3 . 4/23/2014
Butt stuff? Did I actually hear Sam say "butt stuff" in the same sentence as her lover Lara Croft. Tell you one thing "BearButt" you don't mess around when it comes to sexual domination between two ladies.

Good God almighty that was about as nasty and freaky I've seen Lara and Sam get in a long time. I'm still trying to get an image of Lara using a strapless dildo to thoroughly pound Sam into sexual submission. Guess she wants to be a p**** killer instead of a tomb raider: though truth be told I find nothing wrong with that.

I also enjoy the liberal sprinkling of humor throughout the story. Never thought a song by Sir Mix-A-Lot would be referenced in a story but damn if this wasn't the most appropriate time for it. And before today I had no idea what "kinbaku" was until the author so graciously described it in full detail for me. All I got to say is the Japanese are straight up tripping!

I can only wonder what chapter 4 will have in store as Lara and Sam explore new ways to give us heart palpitations. After reading this chapter I sincerely doubt there's anything else they can do to shock us: though I could be wrong (gulp!). Until next time, SV33 out!
ScarletVirus33 chapter 2 . 4/23/2014
So Lara finger bangs Sam in the local watering hole and gets her to cream her pants? I'd buy that for a dollar!

Seriously that was so flipping hot my face almost melted off. Sam being indignant about removing her thong and Lara making her pay big time for her defiance. Simple and to the point: just the way I like it so far.

Only thing I don't like is the chapter being so criminally short but I guess I can't complain too much since I'm getting hot Lara on Sam action which makes me feel thankful for whoever at Crystal Dynamics created the hot Asian filmmaker friend for Lara to bang.

Having said that I hope chapter 3 will be a bit longer (and a lot more dirtier) with more grinding for us closet pervs. Until next time, SV33 out!
ScarletVirus33 chapter 1 . 4/22/2014
Now that's what I'm talking about! Let's skip all the pretense and plotlines and get to what we came here for: hot, juicy girl on girl action starring Lara Croft and Samantha Nishimura.

While I appreciate the other stories for having an determined path, sometimes you just what to see my favorite pairing from the Tomb Raider series go at it with reckless abandon. The first chapter gives you that in spades with an extra added bonus: a submissive Lara being owned by Sam.

And to think this is only the beginning. I'm looking forward to all of the sexual hijinks these to adventurers will get into. So until next time, SV33 out!
Flinch chapter 3 . 4/6/2014
It's not Destruir, but Destrua. Google just always messes up the verbs! But anyway, this fic is my new guilty pleasure! Loved it
lazarus wolf chapter 3 . 4/6/2014
You, you, you... sick, degenerate, brilliant... (wait, wait. Let me try that again...)
(OK just need a pair of good deep breasts - breaths. Fuck it's hot in here.)
"FOCUS !"
Right.. here we cum... er - go *sigh*

I'm sure you can easily see where this VERY tired joke is going?

You have one sickly talented gift at putting out the guilty pleasures, and it is a pleasure to read even as just a strictly funny, well writen story. (The only way I did... right.)
Very well done ;)
By all means, please keep it up.
A very impressed LAZ
Lara Cunt chapter 1 . 4/2/2014
Please tell me the ending to this chapter is a precursor for anal...Please.
Scepterra chapter 3 . 4/2/2014
Oh my xD Good balance of humor and smut. This chapter was particularly sexy :)
RaiHebi chapter 3 . 4/1/2014
Good job on the fanfic, credible charachters, lighthearted, funny and most importantly smutty which is always a plus in these stories as most put SMUT as an alert and when you start reading you find youself in fluff fest so keep the good writing and update ASAP it's not threat, I promise! XD. And keep on promoting Lara/Sam Smut we really need more of it!
Major Mike Powell III chapter 3 . 4/1/2014
Well, well, soldier...

Hoo-rrah! 1st Review, Btches!

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Ok...THIS...oh...oh wow. Whoa! O.O Daaayuuum! (Wavy Line) THIS was on a whole 'nother level! XD Wow!
This was SO ridiculously smexy, I don't even...?! *O* Dayum! X3

I wonder what you'll do next!

Helluva job!
Update ASAP! That's an order!

Semper-Fi! Carry on!
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