Sweet Aule on a steak biscuit sandwich! *drains Diet Coke* Bilbo is The Luckiest Hobbit Alive as well as The Baddest Hobbit Alive to have Thorin as his first sexual partner he's been able to truly connect with on several levels.

*cackling like Donald Duck over the Hobbits Bilbo's been with since they surely must feel so small when placed next to Thorin, no pun intended*

Almost all the Sons of Durin-and almost all the Daughters of Durin for that matter-are big Dwarves both physically and otherwise, so the title 'A Little Thicker Than These Fingers' is an understatement.

*cackling like Donald Duck over how jealous Mirkwood's Elvenking Thranduil should be when he looks down at himself and realizes he's not even remotely close to being Thorin's equal either in wealth or in beauty or in bed, though that's another story better told another day*

*refills Diet Coke* Thanks for writing this fanfic.

Lol XD

Who doesn't love Thorins dick? I love Thorins dick! God, I have to write more smut... Oh, but this is lovely to read first thing in the morning ;) Sexy writer you are :) I think its fair to say I love this short smutty story :D