HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA I can totally picture my mum's reaction were my siblings and I to do that same thing! I don't think I'd dare neither throw nor attempt to catch a knife, though... Still, great one shot!

Choreography for the plate tossing is wonderful.
***I am a stickler for numbers/reality, but I have to always in the back of my mind think, "artist license." Where Kili got shot by the arrow, originally below the knee, but the wound "travels" until it is mid-thigh lateral.
***Give yourself a treat and count the barrels that were let loose into the water when they escaped the Woodland Realm. Remember, the fat dwarf destroys one fighting Orcs. Then count them again when they are getting fish dumped on them. I have lots of other things.
***Oh, why did those who drew the map of Erebor have a dragon flying over it, if the secret runes were "written 200 years ago," per Elrond? Long before Smaug...hmmm.

Haha! It was great! I ha a good laugh when I read this! Lovely honey, keep it up!3

This was an awesome idea! Loved it!

This is amazingly epic! I love the backstory, and how it'd Dis' fault everytime. XD Thanks for writing this and making me giggle! :D

Nice work! I love how you put a background story as to how they manage to do the dishes so perfectly that way. Great work! ;)

I love it! I love how you just made a one shot of them throwing dishes!

This is exactly how I picture them. I remember making games with my sister while doing dishes, but we weren't coordinated enough for throwing.

Love it! :) :) :)

Haha! I LOVED it!

Although i noticed an slight error... you said Fili was 51 and Kili 56, when it is the opposite... but everything else was good :)

Keep up the awesome work! ;D