RIP Link.
Also, 'Link, you motherfucker' made me laugh an inordinate amount for some reason. As did the 'I'd-sex-you-up-right-now-if-we-weren't-trying-to-kick-ass smile'. XD
And I feel sorry for Link, I really do. Somebody save him before he has to bleach his eyes.
And I feel like Fox has just seen this enough times to become immune. XD

Fabulous. :3

pffffffffftt

I AM NOT THROUGH WITH YOU. I must apologize for every review you received form me. They were literal poison. But I had to stop here because I had a headache and it was two in the morning and this story is just so... Wow. When you said crackfic, you meant crackfic.

Crackfic or not, I enjoyed this (if only because I really love when they canoodle and kiss and yeah I used the word canoodle). It definitely is not my favourite (because everything else is just so -good-!), but it's not the worst crack piece. I could tell when you two had switched who was writing, not only because of the POV, but because you're writing styles differ enough (and I'm that addicted to your work). I kept noticing the repeating onomatopoeia (I spelled this word so badly the first time it suggested 'cinnamon') with her and all of the sounds of Ike and Ike's fighting, and I must say i loved both of your styles a lot and watching them interact and mix for the piece. It was cracky and ridiculous and over-dramatic and soooo weird, but it was a good enough mix of all of that to make it enjoyably tolerable as well. Is that a compliment? it's kind of a compliment. Anyway, crackfic or not, still worth reading (though not as often as your other, more well-thought out and beautifully written pieces of course!).

Kitten

I love you, gods, this made my day. XD

This should be rated M.