Its cute. I like it!

We thought it was actually giraffes and hippo fan fiction, we wanted some of dat hardcore inter species stuff. This isn't what the people want. The people want more hippos dammit.

YES. GOOD. VERY GOOD. MORE PLEASE.
Sorry 'bout that. I adore this so much already, it deserved all caps. :)

Oh my god, my heart and feels- they hurt! I just want to give Ivan and Alfred a hug and smack everyone else (except Matthew), I don't care if they're kids. I hope they become each others heroes later on. I hope there is an update soon, I love the concept.

Over and out!

POOR LITTLE IVAN! And Alfred. But I feel worse for Ivan in this situation. More anytime soon?

awwnnn... poor babies. This was really cute and childishly cruel. I like it! Keep on going! I want to see how their interesting relationship grows.

homg dude no okay like as soon as i saw the title i knew what this was. i remember that! homg though what little assholes the bft turned out to be. gilbert needs to stfu and get his ass kicked...

i guess that doesn't help end bullying does it?

okay he just needs to stfu.

soooooooooooooo when is this gonna be updated? i can't believe your actually using your account after years of not doing a damn thing with it i feel hella special. ;D

anyway, moment of not fooling around, i wanna say that i really do love you. i do. you are honestly one of the best friends i've had in a long while and it sucks that we can't really hang out irl or anything right now, but the fact that this whole killjoy waifu thing started out as a thing to piss sunshine off escalated to the point where we celebrate it like an actual anniversary i love that. i guess all i can say is thank you, for not only the fic but for putting up with me. for putting up with my abrasive nature, and blunt words, and for calling you up at 3am piss drunk singing the world is ugly into your voicemail and just shrugging off the fact that i'm a sad drunk and accepted my promises of never doing that again.

which i prolly will again at one point.

i hope my thanks is enough, because i really do appreciate it.

okay sap over. welcome to the wonderful world of writing fanfiction. you now have a fic that has to be updated. if anyone else comes along looking for one, welcome to that pressure. congratulations!