Don't let Tony watch Transformers. He will either boast about being able to match up to their technology thus saying the supposed pillars in Dark of the Moon and weapons mentioned in Revenge of the Fallen can be replicated by him or attempt to build one himself. Both do not end well

I was listening to Chamillionaire Hip Hop Police and realised the song said something about pirate and eye patch! XD

This is quite humorous. Steve's "parental mode" in regards to language is oddly accurate.

That ending was awesome. Great chapter!

I just love it when my ideas get posted :D

Don't show Thor films like City of Bones because he will most likely want to fight the daemons

Never let Tony drink too much coffee- even without it he gets not enough sleep and is annoying as hell

Yours sincerely,

BT

Can you make a Rule 40 Drabble. I think it would be funny.

- On days that are especially slow, it is in your best interest to avoid playing Truth or Dare

- Don't train or spar with the Avengers unless you want to sign tons of liability waivers denouncing the Avengers of having responsibility for any possible accidents, injuries, and/or trips to the hospital

I love how you expanded on my sci-fi one to make #68! It made me laugh so much.

These always help cheer up my day. And it's understandable to be busy with school. Your education should be a higher priority than fanfiction (although I hate to say that.) Thank you for posting these!

- If you play Black Sabbath's "Iron Man" whenever Tony walks into a room, it'll put him in a good mood for a while

I love these rules! Thanks for making this :)

Could you explain 53, 55, and 59. Actually 38 and 39 as well. Love it! Update soon!

Thank you for taking my idea :)

More ideas:

always appreciate Pepper- without her the Avengers and Stark Industries would be a mess

never question Clint's and Natasha's relationship. Especially in front of Tony - it will not end well

yours sincerely,

BT

Actually, just don't let Tony watch science fiction at all. He nitpicks it to pieces

- Don't let Tony buy Bomb Pops. Last time he re-labeled them as 'Capsicles' and Steve was touchy the rest of the day.

- Don't watch Doctor Who while Tony is in the same room. He'll either spend the whole time making fun of the tech or he'll go down to his workshop and actually try to build whatever was in the episode

Never take away Clint's nerf bow

Never eat all the pop tarts. Just don't.