That's so very Kirk. 'I'm Batman? I'm Batman, yes!' He could have given McCoy his cape, probably, but then he wouldn't have been Batman -enough-, just almost Batman. And Kirk doesn't live by almosts, no siree.

XD This was awesome! Good idea about having ol' Zaccy in a Batman movie! I think that's a great idea! Excellent job on the fanfic, made me cry with laughter! :'D

Oh. My God. OHMYGOD! This is literally just the best thing that has ever happened.
I'M CRYING, STITCHER! I'm crying! I think I just about died at the "You wear kilts all the time!" part.
Geez, just imagine what would go through Batman's (and Joker's) head when they found out this had happened!
Joker might want to have some fun with them!
That...that sounds a lot dirtier than I meant it to, lol.
Anyway, this was just perfect and I loved it so much!
FABULOUS! Alright, this thing is going into my favorites. I can't function anymore, this has broken me.