Weasel: Oh, shit.
Wade Wilson: What?
Weasel: I put all my money on you and now I just realized I'm never going to win the, uh...
Wade Wilson: Dead pool.
(Thinks for a moment)
Wade Wilson: Captain Deadpool... No, just...
Weasel, Wade Wilson: Just Deadpool.
Weasel: To you, Mr. Pool. Deadpool. That sounds like a fucking franchise.

(Santa slides down a chimney and when he turns to start putting presents under a tree he is face to face with HK 47)
HK 47: Greetings: Salutations meatbag, it is time for your present.
Santa: Oh, and what might that be?
HK 47: Answer: This! (Repeatedly punches Saint Nick in the face.) Go to sleep, go to sleep, go to sleep! (Saint Nick staggers back and quickly uses magic to put presents under the tree and jumps back up the chimney in embarrassment) Statement: That will teach that meatbag to look for any signs of the inhabitants being conscious.

Bye-bye!

good chapters

Is anyone aware of HK's past?

little short but good

good chapter

good story please update

Well there goes my uncontested title of being the only person to review this series of stories (thanks a lot Mandalore the Freedom).
What next Clones being showed how to kill stuff by 'The Team'.

Holy crap! Deadpool! That is awesome, his one of my most favorite characters in Marvel, in fact, I made a OC name after him. Huh I'm curious, are you planning keeping Jango Fett there alive? Cause his death was just wasn't right, Jango's smarter then that then just standing right front of Mace.

But it's up to you. Anyway nice work dude, good luck, till next time
PAR KOTE BAL IJAAT BE MAND'ALOR !

Next Chapter(s): HK VS SITH LORD (Count Dooku)
Be there or be square!

is HK going to get upgraded?

This will go into the original trilogy right?

Don't worry Bobby, HK will protect you!

Food Talk, shit just got REAL!