When he is almost thirty, a woman talks him into taking her 8-year-old ward irteen long, full years later, his boy is leaving - and he won't stop him, of course not, but. He does so wish he didn't want to leave. Surely, surely he will not turn on them?

The Pirate King thinks he has the perfect ploy to get Frederic back under his control, but Frederic has other ideas.

This story is about Fredrick and Mabel's new life together.

Everything you ever wanted to know about Mary Sues and what makes them tick, set to the famous mile-a-second ditty.